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10/06/2026

Bro... who let him cook?! 💀🟢

He’s officially waking up this December 1st, and his mood is a total skill issue.

He’s greener than a green bean and meaner than a giant Valentine's Day teddy bear. 🧸

Wait, is that Shrek? No cap, it’s NOT Shrek. That’s a total L-rizz guess. This green fellow doesn't do swamps, but he does jump higher than a rock. (Which isn't saying much, because literal rocks don't move). 🪨

He actually won the trophy for "Laziest Grouch in the World," but he was way too lazy to go pick it up. Pure laziness flexing. 🏆💤

He’s kicking off the season with a massive surprise reveal that is absolutely going to shake the room. What the skibidi is he wearing?! 🧥👀

The countdown is on, and the real question remains: 🗺️ Where Will He Go Next?

BOOK NOW!

Music credit to Aframayel Martinez, MayelMTZ, Mayel da Producer

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Bro... who let him cook?! 💀🟢He’s officially waking up this December 1st, and his mood is a total skill issue.He’s greene...
10/06/2026

Bro... who let him cook?! 💀🟢

He’s officially waking up this December 1st, and his mood is a total skill issue.

He’s greener than a green bean and meaner than a giant Valentine's Day teddy bear. 🧸

Wait, is that Shrek? No cap, it’s NOT Shrek. That’s a total L-rizz guess. This green fellow doesn't do swamps, but he does jump higher than a rock. (Which isn't saying much, because literal rocks don't move). 🪨

He actually won the trophy for "Laziest Grouch in the World," but he was way too lazy to go pick it up. Pure laziness flexing. 🏆💤

He’s kicking off the season with a massive surprise reveal that is absolutely going to shake the room. What the skibidi is he wearing?! 🧥👀

The countdown is on, and the real question remains: 🗺️ Where Will He Go Next?

BOOK NOW!

Booking Calendar Open:December Dates Available for El GruñónEl Gruñón is now accepting bookings for the entire month of ...
10/05/2026

Booking Calendar Open:

December Dates Available for El Gruñón

El Gruñón is now accepting bookings for the entire month of December. Enhance your upcoming holiday event or marketing campaign with a custom, engaging performance designed to draw a crowd.

Booking Opportunities Include:

• Business and Food Truck Promotions
• Public and Corporate Event Appearances
• School Events and Campus Visits (subject to school approval)
• City and County Community Functions
• Team and Non-Profit Fundraiser Promotions

Please note: Non-profit organizations must book in advance to guarantee calendar availability before slots are filled.

P.S. El Gruñón, not to be confused with that other green fellow... nothing against Shrek! 😉

📦 UNCLAIMED MAIL MYSTERY BOXES — 3 AVAILABLE! 📦Want the ultimate unboxing surprise? We have 3 completely sealed, unsearc...
06/20/2026

📦 UNCLAIMED MAIL MYSTERY BOXES — 3 AVAILABLE! 📦

Want the ultimate unboxing surprise? We have 3 completely sealed, unsearched USPS mystery boxes up for grabs!

• The Story: These are authentic packages that were originally returned to sender or undeliverable. They were acquired through a liquidation lot, which is why the original shipping labels/slips were peeled off prior to sale (done by the warehouse for privacy reasons).
• What's Inside? I haven't opened them, so I have absolutely no clue! They are 100% sealed and untampered with. They could contain anything from electronics and tools to clothing or home goods.

▪️Pricing:

• 📦 Box #01 (Top) — $[20]
• 📦 Box #02 (Middle) — $[30]
• 📦 Box #03 (Bottom) — $[30]
• ✨ BUNDLE DEAL: Grab all three boxes for $[70]!

⚠️ Rules:

• PICKUP ONLY - 1840 Eidson Rd

• Sold strictly as-is for the pure thrill of the mystery.

• Cash, Cashapp or Apple Pay

💥 First to comment "CLAIM [Box Number]" or "CLAIM ALL" gets it! 💥

05/03/2026

Congratulations to the Winners! 🎉

Selection Order:
Top 3 winners will choose their prizes. The 4th winner will receive the remaining item.

**Final Results:**
1st Pick: Abel Posada
2nd Pick: Arturo Garza
3rd Pick: Juan IT
4th Pick: Juan IT

Thank you to everyone who participated — we appreciate your support!

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