06/26/2026
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end type s**t
Thank you Dion and Aliccia for hiring me and putting up with me
Thank you Ryan Spencer for letting me know your job was hiring
Thank you Devin and Gus and Erin and both Caseys and Kay for being the best co-workers
Thank you AK and Chris for always making me a Hornitos w/Jarritos without judging me for drinking like a teenager
Thank you Julian for all the work you did to save and maintain UFO
Thank you Roula and Jesse for stepping up and helping to keep UFO alive a little longer
Thank you Sean and Ely for joining the existing UFO team and only adding to the good vibes
Thank you Blueprint and Auntie Chanel for throwing my favorite parties and booking me to play them
Another thank you to Auntie Chanel for making the best flyers
Thank you to every resident DJ, every (good) guest DJ, and every one of the regulars that kept money in my pockets during tough times
Thank you Grant Jackson for making UFO go up on Tuesdays
Thank you to every DJ I’ve ever booked
Thank you to everyone who ever attended any party I threw or played at any incarnation of UFO
Thank you to the General Tso dog for being the most delicious tbins ever sold at any incarnation of UFO
Thank you to anyone I may be forgetting in the midst of all this
And, more than anything, a ginormous f**k you to anyone who ever hated on this place.
🔵Saturday 06/27🔵
I’ll be excited to see you on the cloud deck for one last twirl, as I make up just one part of this insanely cute lineup of UFO residents, staff, and regulars. Be prepared to tip the bartenders HEAVILY and send them off in style.
✌🏾💙🩵🤘🏾🌀