08/16/2026
π¬ He's not an actor. He just keeps waking up in the background of other people's movies.
Six genres. One guy. One sandwich he is absolutely determined to finish.
WWII trench π₯ β spaghetti western π€ β Regency ballroom π₯ β slasher hallway πͺ β neon noodle bar π β the end of the world π¦
He gets shelled, shot at, doused, sliced and steamed. He never once looks up.
Because he was never in the scene. He's just trying to have his lunch.
π Be honest β which one are you surviving the longest in?