Haunted Bone Family Funeral Home

06/13/2026

06/06/2026

🎃⚰️ Hello, foolish mortals! Happy Pride Month! 🌈

Mortimer here, creeping out of the shadows to let you know that we are hard at work preparing for the 2026 season. The crypt doors may be closed, but behind them, something wickedly exciting is taking shape.

Beginning July 1st at 12:15 PM CST and again at 7:30 PM CST each day, we'll be dropping a series of mysterious teasers leading up to a HUGE announcement.

The final reveal will take place on July 18th at 7:30 PM CST.

So tell me, foolish mortals... can you guess what awaits beyond the veil? 💀👻

Keep your eyes on the cemetery gates. The dead have secrets to share...

06/02/2026

As Pride Month emerges from the shadows once again, I wished to pause beside the graveyard gate and share a few words.

Within the walls of Haunted Bone Family Funeral Home, all are welcome. It matters not who you love, how you identify, or what path has led you here. The Bone Family believes every soul deserves dignity, respect, and a place where they can be their authentic self.

Pride is more than rainbow colors and celebration. It is a testament to courage. It is the story of people who refused to be silenced, who stood against fear and prejudice, and who fought for the simple right to live openly and love freely.

My fellow haunters know a thing or two about fear. We spend our days creating monsters, ghosts, and nightmares that lurk in the darkness. Yet, as our friends at Haunters Against Hate remind us:

"Hate is the scariest thing of them all."

After all my years among the dead, I have found no creature more frightening, no specter more dangerous, and no curse more destructive than hatred.

So this month, let us bury hate six feet deep. Let us leave judgment in the grave and make room for kindness, understanding, acceptance, and love. The world has enough darkness already.

From Mortimer and the entire Haunted Bone Family Funeral Home, we wish everyone a safe, happy, and pride-filled month.

Be yourself.
Love fiercely.
Stay spooky.

🖤⚰️🏳️‍🌈🦇

05/14/2026

Greetings, foolish mortals… Mortimer here from Haunted Bone Family Funeral Home.

The coffins are creaking, the spirits are stirring, and Halloween season is slowly crawling closer. We cannot wait to welcome all of you back to the Funeral Home this year for another season of screams, scares, and suspicious noises coming from places noises probably should not come from.

We will be attending the Texas Haunters Convention in Dallas, Texas on July 18th, and at 7:30 PM CST we have a huge announcement haunting its way onto our social media pages. While visiting the convention, be sure to stop by the Chamber of Haunters booth, say hello, and experience their incredible walk-through haunt on the show floor… if you dare.

Some of you observant mortals may also notice the Funeral Home received brand-new flooring. While we appreciate old, rotten, creaky things around here, the safety of the families we serve remains extremely important to us. We certainly would not want anyone becoming a permanent resident before their time. Besides… falling through the floorboards would make the paperwork unbearable.

Until then, stay spooky, mortals…
We’ll be dying to see you this Halloween season.

04/30/2026

Tomorrow in the shop! Get here early!!!!! JT’s calling 😆
We open at 6:30am!!!
Thursday April 30th…..

04/24/2026

Hello, foolish mortals…

The Chamber of Haunters summons those with knowledge to share… and secrets to teach. We are seeking instructors to lead our monthly Lunch & Learn gatherings—where insight is traded, and the craft of haunting is refined.

Do you dare step forward and instruct your peers?

If so, make your presence known:
[email protected]

We await your reply… 🕯️

04/22/2026

Hello… foolish mortals. Mortimer speaks from beneath the soil… where the scratching never stops.

We have unearthed something for 2026… something that begged to stay buried. We did not listen. We never do.

It knows you’re out there. It’s learning your names… your faces… your fears. And it is hungry.

Follow us here—and on Facebook and Instagram—so you can watch the warnings as they surface… one by one.

At the end of July… a massive announcement will be made. And when it is revealed… there will be no turning back.