Scarlett Tart

06/03/2026

✨ Saddle up, sweethearts… the Kootenay Burlesque Festival returns June 26 & 27 ✨

Rhinestones, revelry & tease await as we return to The Capitol Theatre for TWO unforgettable nights of international burlesque & variety entertainment, each featuring completely unique showcases and performers.

👢 The Dirty & Nerdy Show — June 26
✨ The Sparkle & Sass Soiree — June 27

🎟 Tickets:
$30 Advance
$35 Door
$50 for Both Nights (discount applied at check out)

Available now at https://capitoltheatre.ca/



Poster Design: Little Paper Forest

05/29/2026

My view of is different from 2025. And 2024, 2023 and 2022.

Many things are different, but this year is certainly much easier on my pocketbook than all previous iterations.

05/28/2026

Who is ready for ?

I am SO excited, I had to upgrade my look for Friday. I mean if Peter Cullen is there, you can't show up underdressed. 👾💜

Plus, see me get naked on stage on Friday night with for the Fanlesque show...don't miss it.

05/22/2026

So proud of myself, this is the last one. Student loans all paid off.

Now I can change careers!! Right?

At least there is something to celebrate from working crazy/sh*tty/long ass hours since January.

If you go as far to read the date, I got this as an email. Nelnet is.....winning?

05/15/2026

Symbolic pics for a more serious message.

What you see on social media is rarely the truth in real life.

I am struggling. I'm depressed and I'm anxious and I'm working insane hours in my day job. My doctor recently recommended that I take a leave of absence from work.

I appreciate burlesque for being my source of creativity, fun and community and I'm not going to let that stop no matter what the day job needs.

I'm not in a great place right now, but I want to get better and I'm willing to put in the work to get there.

This isn't a cry for help, this is an explanation for those I have been hiding from, to let you know I'll be back.

It may not be pretty on the inside, but it looks spectacular on stage. 💜

05/15/2026

7th of May 2026 I am now officially a dual citizen of the USA and Germany.

That means I get to leave if s*** goes down. Next to get myself a German passport so that I don't have to carry this piece of paper everywhere.

It's weird that I owe this to fascists..

05/15/2026

One new act for
ONE travel destination.
One month.

Sounds reasonable, right?

05/01/2026

The ban is lifted!!!!!!!!

Thank you to for a $30 credit I forgot about and for my favs.

04/28/2026

Opinion: We should recognize the all important characters equally to the male characters in our favorite fandoms.

Just because Michael*B@y decided to combine all the female Transformers into one sidekick, doesn't mean it's true.

True strength is in the entire population working together.

May 2, , produced by .productions

04/25/2026