10/09/2026
🎲💀 DEAL OR NO DEAL: TATTOO EDITION 💀🎲
The game where you shoot your shot, name your price, and hope the tattoo gods are in your favor!
📦 CONTENTS OF THE BOX:
* 1 tattoo artist with questionable decision-making skills
* Unlimited tattoo ideas
* Your best bargaining skills
* Absolutely no guarantees 😂
🎮 HOW TO PLAY:
RULE #1: PLACE YOUR BET! 💰
Drop a picture of the tattoo you want in the comments! Your entry MUST include:
📍 Placement: Where on your body?
🎨 Color or Black & Grey: Pick your poison.
📏 Size: In INCHES, please! (A dollar bill is approximately 6 inches long for those of you who measure everything in vibes.)
💵 Your Offer: What are you willing to pay? Don’t be shy, but don’t be ridiculous either. 😂
RULE #2: THE DEALER DECIDES! 🃏
I’ll review your tattoo idea, size, placement, and offer. Then one of two things will happen…
🟢 DEAL! 🤝
Your offer is reasonable, fair, or your tattoo idea simply tickles my fancy! I’ll comment DEAL, and we’ll get you on the books!
🔴 NO DEAL! 🚫
Your offer is a little too ambitious for your wallet, or the tattoo is outside my wheelhouse. I’ll comment NO DEAL. No hard feelings, just the way the cookie crumbles!
RULE #3: READ THE FINE PRINT! 🔍
💸 The house has an $80 MINIMUM. This isn’t Monopoly money, folks.
💰 If your deal is accepted, a $50 deposit is required to book your appointment.
🤖 WARNING: AI-GENERATED TATTOOS!
AI has a habit of cramming 47 pounds of detail into a 2-inch tattoo. Just because a computer dreamed it doesn’t mean I can tattoo it that small. Unrealistic detail or sizing may hurt your chances of getting a DEAL!
🏆 HOW TO WIN:
Be reasonable, get creative, and maybe catch me in a generous mood. Some deals will make sense, some will just make my little artist heart happy. 😂
🎰 READY TO PLAY?
Drop your tattoo, name your price, and let the games begin!
