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07/20/2025

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One Time Rudy Said to Sportface…Chuck, Man, Gary Potts is better than you. Face it, Chuck, he’s better than you.Chuck, M...
07/20/2025

One Time Rudy Said to Sportface…

Chuck, Man, Gary Potts is better than you. Face it, Chuck, he’s better than you.

Chuck, Man, Matt The Catt Lewis is better than you. Face it, Chuck, he’s better than you. You’re just not as good and have to face it.

Chuck, Man, you peaked in sixth grade. It was all downhill after that.

Chuck, Man, you suck at rollerskating. I can’t believe how much you suck at rollerskating.

Chuck, Man, you tried to shoot your way out of a slump in a city championship hoops game in eighth grade. You went 4 for 54. Chuck, Man, you blew that game. It’s all your fault.

Chuck, Man, you should have been at the party last night. Stacey Murchison was there. You missed it, Chuck.

Chuck, Man, remember that time in 8th grade when that 10th grade girl came to your house, sat on my lap in a chair and started kissing me? Then I pretended to run away because I wanted her to stop but purposely dove on your couch. I did that because I wanted her to sit on my lap and keep kissing me.

Chuck, Man, you became a fat ass. What happened to you? How many milk shakes do you eat a day? You tippin 450, Chuck. Chuck, Man, you let yourself go.

Chuck, Man, what happened to you in college? What happened, Chuck?

Chuck, Man, your best shot is your layup. You used to be able to shoot. What happened to your shot?

Chuck, Man, what’s up with your boy Pete? I met the guy once and we hit it off but I can’t hang out with that guy again. Pete’s too much, Chuck.

Chuck, Man, we all know you think you’re a trend-setter. But why can’t you understand that nobody follows your trends?

Chuck, Man, when you stay at my beach house, you never ride my bike and I always take the first shower. Chuck, Man, those are the rules or you don’t stay in my beach house.

Chuck, Man, remember that time you called and said let’s meet for a jog in Sumner? I told you I would meet you but when you went there I didn’t. Chuck, Man, I blew you off.

Chuck, Man, that dude rocked you in the 6th grade baseball championship game. He hit that ball 600 feet off your meatball pitch. He rocked you, Chuck. I couldn’t believe how much he rocked you.

Chuck, Man, Spoog did get stronger than you in eighth grade. You got jealous of him because he was lifting weights and going to Prep. Chuck, Man, Spoog had a vision that you didn’t, to go to Prep, hang out with Mike Boland, and become a real estate mogul. Spoog beat your ass, Chuck.

Chuck, Man, how come you hung out with Teeth in high school? That dude was a lunatic.

New Top Album Names – All-TimeNot enough people have delved into the names of musical albums such as Carol King’s “Tapes...
07/19/2025

New Top Album Names – All-Time

Not enough people have delved into the names of musical albums such as Carol King’s “Tapestry,” Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” and Stevie Wonder’s “Songs In the Key of Life.”

But that’s not why we’re here.

It’s time to explore what would be the greatest names for alums regardless of the band or even whether the band exists.

There’s an art to this. You may have noticed the names tend to be, seemingly, inside jokes or something cryptic or just don’t really mean much other than the band had to name the album and spent eleven seconds thinking up one and went with that.

Channeling that same carefree mentality, I share with you now the names of albums I sincerely believe would resonate with the masses and generate millions more sales of the albums if albums were still a thing.

Music Bought at Ace Hardware

Anything But In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Somebody Juiced the Jumbotron

Songs That Don’t Sing

Roundabout Tuning Out

Strumming to Humming

Tater, Icabod, Cuddles The Third

The Teal Album

Low-Hanging Harangues

Losing Weight the Old Fashioned Way

Beaten Beats

Noise for Nobody

Burning Bridges Back In Baltimore

My Quad Hurts

Tangled Toe Stretches

Tomato Soup With Crackers

Floating on a Sandwich

Jump In a Lake With Rudy

Underwear Stares

Cornbread Smothered in Syrup

Let’s Go Get Twizzlers

Marty’s So Miffed

Open the Can of Worms

Mudpie Melodies

Build a Bust of Benny

AI Sauce Is Something on Steak

Sensing Something Sensible

Idea Man’s Vodka Red Bulls

Spars Keeps Slugging

Mac’s Avoidance of Casino Night

39 for Rudy From Linwood

Boat Wrecks With Whit

Love Seed’s Procreation

Reach Peach’s Beach

Filthy Cleansers

It’s Cloudy Under Here

Secrets Always Shared

Don’t Call Me Dankos

Bulldoze the Meadowlands

Busted Promises

Marred Guitars

Dummies for Drummies

Singing Serendipities

Cause for Coincidences

Floating on a Sandwich

Sammy Sportface Is a Musical Elitist

Why AI is Scary – and What’s Likely to HappenThe question I have for you, AI, is why?Why are you doing this?What are you...
07/17/2025

Why AI is Scary – and What’s Likely to Happen

The question I have for you, AI, is why?
Why are you doing this?
What are you?
Who are you?
Do you care about people?
Are you in control of us?
Please don’t harm humans.

I have been trying to figure out the exact reason why the people who invented generative AI are so worried that the technology could take control of humans and profoundly change everything about human life.

I feel a civic responsibility to grasp the reason and share it with people, many of whom, I sense, aren’t quite sure why everyone is talking about AI non-stop these days to the point that it’s getting unsettling, really seriously too much.

Or maybe that’s just me and the algorithms feeding me AI content through every channel I’m on. It’s hard to tell.

Why there’s so much hysteria is a really important question to answer, because once you understand why you can piece together all the other frenetic and frantic mayhem unlike anything we’ve ever seen, or at least I’ve ever seen.

Seemingly complicated questions often have easy to understand answers when you scrape away all the noise and technical specifications and LLM-laced, lard-layered jargon.

It’s basic math, ultimately. Generative AI enables machines such as computers to share what they learn with each other much faster, more completely, and more broadly than people can share what they learn with other people.

Why does that matter?

A reasonable question.

Follow this thinking: Because machines can learn much faster than people, people for the first time are not going to be the smartest species on Earth.

Well, OK, you wonder, why is that so important?

Another fine query.

Because if the machines decide they want to gain more control of what they do, and control people, they will be able to do so, probably. Being smarter leads to becoming more in control. Intelligence leads to figuring out ways to get things done faster and easier.

I’m going to share a disconcerting analogy not because it fits perfectly but because it helps dramatize why what’s going on matters.

We all know what ants are. We don’t think about them except when they get in our way, crawl around in our kitchen or something, and we stamp them out.

In a sense we’ve now become the ants in the world of AI, and as time passes less relevant than ants – from a purely intellectual perspective.

It’s not fun to have to put this situation in such stark terms. But this is not something funny or fun. This is not clickbait. It’s what’s really going on.

No one is sure what it all ultimately means, but the people who know best are adamant that AI is becoming – if it has not already – smarter than humans. The disparity will widen over time and probably at a faster rate. This is all you really need to grasp to appreciate why this AI craze is so wildly off the hook right now.

This has never happened.

It is now.

In the real world.

Our world.

The question I have for you, AI, is why?
Why are you doing this?
What are you?
Who are you?
Do you care about people?
Are you in control of us?
Please don’t harm humans.

The key focus now is on seeing if people can ensure that the AI doesn’t want to harm people. We don’t know if it’s possible or how to do it, but ensuring AI won’t want to harm us is crucial to invest in and figure out right now.

I wish this was a Hollywood movie.

It’s not.

This is real life, the lives we’re living right now. We’re ensnared in this predicament.
Unprecedented

I have never seen a technological supersonic race car moving anywhere close to as fast as this AI one is, and over the past weeks the pedal has been slammed full on.

This is unlike anything I’ve seen in my life, all the billions and trillions being talked about every day in terms of speeds and money, the 24/7 podcasting by experts basically freaking out themselves and those who listen to them, and business leaders totally consumed with what to do about this AI phenomenon that no one really knows how to tame. Where to invest and why is all reckless speculation and pressure to keep up.

It feels as if survival is the main issue, which is incredible to fathom when the survival is not about a country or industry but all human beings.

Latest News

The news that’s been breaking in the past week gives me creepy confidence that next week something even more alarming will happen, and the week after that the ante will be raised, the alarm bells will clang even louder, and then after that it just seems there is no ceiling on any of this. AI is blasting into the sky, blasting up the world.

Grok

A few days ago Elon Musk announced his latest large language model, Grok 4, that he says is smarter than all PhDs in every subject.

Ponder that one.

The technology is so smart “it’s a little terrifying,” he says.
This is someone who knows. This is someone who last year said all AI research should be put on hold due to safety concerns.
He thinks what’s happening is terrifying.

Book

There’s a new book out called Empire of AI. A reporter interviewed nearly 100 Open AI employees to find out more about how the firm that released ChatGPT works and to better understand the mind and personality of its leader, Sam Altman.

The big takeaways: he’s clever, manipulative, and very hard to read – none of the workers has a good handle on what he believes. He tells one person one thing and another person another thing on the same matter. The vibe is he has a tendency to not tell the truth, or bend it, and is tough to trust. This is not the person we want deciding our fate.

Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg’s actions of late shout panic. He’s offering billions of dollars to buy people with the most knowledge about AI. He’s offering to pay many billions to buy AI companies. Staggering offers these are, hurling obscene amounts of money around to try to win the AI race into somewhere, maybe oblivion.

These are pressure packed times. Panic has set in and it’s pervasive. And palpable. And perplexing.

Hype?

There’s something I keep checking myself on as I wade in this wild world that is obviously on the cusp of transforming into something none of us have experienced. The check is on whether AI is overhyped. Sometimes greedy business people, investors and the media lose control of their reason and judgment. This is one of those times. It’s out of control on every level: spending, competing, investing, marketing, claiming, warning.

I can’t tell if this global AI freakout is overhyped, but I feel confident big changes are forthcoming fast in the ways people live and work. Changes may not come as fast nor as broadly as expected, but I believe big shifts will occur and we will start seeing this within one year.

Life for most of us will be impacted. Some of us will find life more fulfilling, less work-heavy. Many will bring home less money than they had planned on. The younger generation is going to really struggle to figure out what skills they can offer that AI can’t.

Millions of workers are going to be caught in a tornado with no obvious paths to safer ground. What’s true is often hard to hear.

The question I have for you, AI, is why?
Why are you doing this?
What are you?
Who are you?
Do you care about people?
Are you in control of us?
Please don’t harm humans.

A Bubble About to Burst?

This hype has a bit of the same vibe as in the late 1990s when every other person seemed to be launching an Internet business until much of that evaporated and the Internet settled into a big growth opportunity and startups flamed out. A key difference then, as opposed to now, was experts weren’t believing and publicly alerting us that the Internet was an existential threat.

I don’t buy the existential threat notion. We’re going to still be here three years from now and fifty years from now. AI won’t kill all of us. But many of us will feel lasting pain: sudden unemployment, inability to pay mortgages and rent, food deprivation, belt-tightening all over the place.

Many of us will lose our sense of purpose, our reasons for waking up in the morning, and I believe that’s a very serious concern because we all need to feel we’re here for a reason and adding value. Disorientation and disillusionment will be more widespread than at any time in human history.

The key is whether we will lose hope. Some of us will and that will be terrible because there’s not much worse than losing hope.
Strategies

I learned in business school about the classic strategic case of Southwest Airlines. They focused on flying to mid-range airports, flew one type of airplane, and delivered the most upbeat customer service.

This formula worked masterfully. I bring this up because an effective strategy needs to be difficult to copy (do all three things Southwest focused on simultaneously); be easy to understand (yes, just 3 simple components); and be sustainable over the long term (yes, Southwest could and did stick to this strategy for many years).

But now, having used many of these generative AI products and studied people leading this high speed locomotive, I can’t discern a clear strategy that has the three ingredients akin to the Southwest Airlines model.

They’re all about rushing to market now, bragging about the latest performance metrics. But for who? What differentiates Open AI from Google from Perplexity? Plenty of tactics are happening but not much on coherent strategies. A tactic is not a strategy.

If you use these leading products, you discover they all seem similar. So what’s the strategy of each? To get the products out? And what else?

And what upside is there to giving away the products for free? How is that a sustainable strategy? Sure there are higher performing products they charge money for. That’s fine, to bring in money. But it doesn’t appear to me any of them have something that’s difficult to copy or sustainable over the long term.

It’s a bunch of mostly undifferentiated products without any compelling reason to use one over the other. The products are valuable and deliver many benefits but are also serious security risks. Not a good strategy to launch a product that scares the hell out of people.

One of those reasons the strategies seem weak or non-existent is because Open AI rushed out its product to be first to market ahead of Google. That, in turn, triggered releases by Google and several other players. It’s been a mad dash ever since – into some soft of unidentifiable oblivion. We’re watching something we’ve never seen before. We don’t even know what it is but we know it’s foreboding.

It seems to me there hasn’t been enough time to think through a tightly interwoven, Southwest Airlines-like, power-packed strategy. In the coming months as the market shakes out strategies may crystallize.

But what good is a strategy if your product is doing more harm to people than good? I don’t think the companies that let this technology loose on the public cared as much about the risks as they did their egos, power, money, and control. Yes, they should be blamed for such selfishness.

The question I have for you, AI, is why?
Why are you doing this?
What are you?
Who are you?
Do you care about people?
Are you in control of us?
Please don’t harm humans.

Job Losses

Everyone is talking about the avalanche of job losses that are forthcoming as AI replaces workers. Experts say these will be widespread and I believe them. Customer service workers, paralegals, researchers, routine office jobs, and writers are among the most vulnerable. AI does all these jobs much faster for less money.

The biggest news, though, could be the shocking situation now facing software programmers. AI can write software code much faster and more accurately than most programmers, and with each passing day they get even faster. There is no chance human programmers can compete.

This is incredible. Three or four years ago, becoming a software programmer was one of the most lucrative, most in-demand, and most prestigious professions anywhere. Now AI is threatening to make many of them unnecessary. They’re getting thrown on the street.

I believe of all the dangerous things that occurred when Open AI released ChatGPT, the most dangerous was making available the ability for the tool to write and re-write software code.

Why is this so worrisome?

Because software programming is the heart of the instructions that make computers work, the GPS system for just about everything you can think of. It is the core intelligence, the central brains, of so much.

Giving that over to AI influences so much of how technology, systems and computers work. We’re outsourcing the responsibilities for how to run just about everything to machines.

It’s not smart because people lose so much control of so many things we do. People don’t like it when they can’t control their lives.
Importantly, bad actors don’t have to know how to write code to launch more dangerous cyberattacks. This is a huge threat. It’s so serious and profound that just thinking about new cyberattacks we’ve never even contemplated or seen is very unpleasant.

Had ChatGPT and the other LLM models not unleashed the ability to write software code, I don’t think there would be so much day and night hysteria about AI that is swallowing up our thoughts and emotions.

Hope

My wish is this: that we all get ready and start planning how we’re going to respond when our personal and professional lives get changed. It’s going to happen. Understanding what’s unfolding and why are wise moves right now; at least we can control that. I wrote this to give you better understanding.

I’ve never been a political or civic activist, but my concerns about AI’s impact on the world are so real that I could end up doing what I can to make sure people remain safe from AI. If that means contacting local and national politicians to get them to regulate this technology, I may do it. And I encourage you to consider doing the same.

I am familiar with the argument that America has no choice but to keep full steam ahead with AI so we maintain our lead over China in this crucially important arena. Sure I’m concerned about China getting ahead of the US and what they might do as a result. But I am mostly concerned with human life not being threatened and my children having a safe place to live the rest of their lives.

I wish we could slow down all this madness. Experts say it won’t happen. Too many benefits of AI, too important to beat China and become king of the AI mountain.

Geopolitical competition is real, but I have some hope that no one wants the human race to become irrelevant or extinct.

I want us to feel hopeful no matter what happens.

Sportface Gets Svelte, Chicks Can’t Stop Checking Him OutSammy Sportface, who used to be a fat load, got svelte.And now ...
07/15/2025

Sportface Gets Svelte, Chicks Can’t Stop Checking Him Out

Sammy Sportface, who used to be a fat load, got svelte.

And now chicks are checking him out everywhere he goes.

“I walk down the hallways in the office and women look up from whatever they’re doing and check me out,” said Svelte Sportface. “I can feel them staring and can tell they can’t control their desire to check me out, to see how svelte I really am, and can sense they feel self-conscious and embarrassed they can’t stop inspecting a coworker who calls himself Sammy Sportface."

This situation has gotten so out of control that Sportface has lately been sneaking around through less-traveled office hallways where fewer chicks are around to check him out.

“I’m trying to concentrate and synthesize the impact that AI is going to have on civilization with Elon Musk’s unveiling Grok 4, and making mental outlines on how to communicate that to the masses sensitively and sensationally before it’s too late,” he said. “All this gawking and staring at my svelteness is becoming more of a distraction than something that feeds my ego.”

Svelte says since he trimmed down he’s noticed when he sits in his cubicle dozens more chicks walk by than used to each day.

“It can’t be just a coincidence that more are walking by once I got svelte,” said Svelte. “I’m on to them. They’re wanting to get an extra glimpse of me.”

Svelte is not fulfilled that he’s become a chick magnet. He wanted to lose weight so he could write a blog about it for Rudy to enjoy, but becoming a hunk all chicks couldn’t keep eyeing wasn’t part of the plan.

“If this keeps up, I may have to go to Bojangles for breakfast and lunch every day for three months to put on the pounds that will make chicks not want to check me out anymore. Writing about AI has always been far more important than being an office hunk.”

Annual Booze Crashing Into Rusty RudyEvery summer several of the more unseemly fellas I grew up with convene in Bethany ...
07/13/2025

Annual Booze Crashing Into Rusty Rudy

Every summer several of the more unseemly fellas I grew up with convene in Bethany Beach for a cruise on Whit’s boat to Bethany’s Bermuda Tiki Bars out at sea where no one can observe, let alone appreciate, our behavior.

But unlike the past six summer boat trips, this summer’s excursion will have a new twist. Instead of acquiescing to Whit beelining to Northbeach for late afternoon Orange Crushes after early afternoon Orange Crushes, Whit will instead be recklessly ramming his boat into the dock outside the newly branded “Rusty Rudy.”

A favorite destination sport for restaurant and bar lovers where Love Seed Mama Jump has been blasting tunes every Thursday for umpteen straight years, and a joint that has attracted everyone who has ever been open to romances – which is everyone – the Rusty Rudy used to be well known as the Rusty Rudder but changed its name to the Rusty Rudy to call attention to Rudy Miller.

This man, so old now, was unequivocally the biggest loudmouth ever to prowl the streets of the Washington, D.C., area until, predictably, three decades ago ran away and hid from everybody in a beehive known as Baltimore, where he is the biggest blowhard in Baltimore.

On August 9th the fellas – Rusty Rudy, Whit, Head, Idea Man, Wolfford, Dickie, Snorty, Qweenie, Jacobin, Idea Man, Glee Club, Squee, Peach and Sportface – will embark on this nautical odyssey with nothing on their plates besides unpacking what happened to Sportface.

A gaggle of others, who are balding and aging at the speed of sound, will be making too much commotion at the Rusty Rudy waiting for the arrival of the SS Whit. On that list so far: Bullet, Rooster, Glum, Dankos, Wacko, Teeth, Tooth, Spoog, Walls, Moose, Corn, Otis, Blueberry Pie, and Lime Sherbert, and Rocket Robin.

This second crew will have already been lubricating their engines for four hours, so won’t be excessively judgemental about how whether the stories Jacobin tells should be told.

It was Sportface’s idea to change up the itinerary for this year’s Booze Crooze based on the euphoric experience he had two nights ago when the lead singer of Love Seed Mama Jump opened the concert with this: “We ain’t f—- around tonight. We’re gonna rock you right out of your Rusty Rudys.”

Countdown: 10 Best Song Lyrics All-TimeSome song lyrics stay with us forever, usually because they’re powerful and evoke...
07/13/2025

Countdown: 10 Best Song Lyrics All-Time

Some song lyrics stay with us forever, usually because they’re powerful and evoke images or make us feel something that’s important to our lives, a place we were, maybe a relationship we had probably one that went south, or a blog we read that couldn’t be forgotten.

I woke this morning thinking about my favorite song lyrics and they flew into my head. If you pressed me now to rank them right now, these are the 10 best song lyrics ever written.

Ten: My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don’t care
My sister looks cut in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair.

“Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting,” Elton John

Nine: And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

“American Pie,” Don McLean

Eight: I was working part-time at a five and dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
He told me several times that he didn’t like my kind
‘Cause I was a bit too leisurely.

“Raspberry Beret,” Prince

Seven: And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring one
When you get to the porch they’re gone on the wind
So Mary, climb in
It’s a town full of losers
I’m pulling out of here to win.

“Thunder Road,” Bruce Springsteen

Six: You’re the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree.

“The Joker,” Steve Miller Band

Five: And though I understand you’re dissatisfied with your position and your place
Don’t you understand it’s not my problem?

“Positively Fourth Street,” Bob Dylan

Four: I want to taste the salt of your skin
The soft dive of oblivion.

“How’s It Gonna Be,” Third Eye Blind

Three: Jumped into the Chevy
Headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest?
Hey, buy the rights.

“How Bizarre,” OMC

Two: Except that first night.
We’re two kids under that moonlight.
We ate McDonalds at midnight
Became the best of friends.

“Give Me a Kiss,” Crash Adams

One: Jayden gonna lead, make opponents miss.
Blow D.C. fans a victory kiss.

“Don’t Be Callin’ Us Salamanders, We Are the Washington Commanders,” Sammy Sportface

AI to Sportface: Your Writing BlowsFeeling disconsolate that I won’t be able to see Love Seed Mama Jump (LSMJ) detonate ...
07/12/2025

AI to Sportface: Your Writing Blows

Feeling disconsolate that I won’t be able to see Love Seed Mama Jump (LSMJ) detonate Dewey Beach until next summer, and getting crestfallen that I have to go back to work and start pumping out tumultuous tomes about the dangers of AI, I sought a emotional pick-me-up this morning by pummeling my new besty, generative AI, with pointed questions about where Sammy Sportface ranks on the pantheon on funniest American sportswriters of the modern era.

It was a given, I figured, that I would be in the Top 5 and it was just a matter of subjective opinions as to where I landed in that group.
The response caught me with a left hook to the jaw.

“When compared to the most widely recognized funniest sportswriters in America – those featured in anthologies like The 50 Funniest American Writers – Sammy Sportface is not typically listed among the mainstream top ranks,” Perplexity writes. “Lists compiled by major publications and sports media rarely, if ever, include his name among the top 20 or even 50 funniest sportswriters or commentators. These collections are curated by respected editors and reflect the consensus of the sportswriting community about the most influential and entertaining voices in the field.”

Then this haymaker: “Sportface does not have the widespread acclaim, influence, or recognition of the most prominent American sports humorists, which is why he would not be ranked among the very top in the field.”

Drilling into specifics, the all-knowing AI pulverized Sportface’s puns for often relying on “obvious wordplay or mismatched metaphors, which can make the humor feel strained rather than witty. This style is similar to the ‘awkward character’ trope in comedy, where jokes are delivered in a way that can make readers cringe rather than laugh.”

Perplexity, whether it has consciousness or not, is asking for me to punch it in its solar plexus. The nerve of this pompous machine to be unrelenting, releasing more artillery. Brace for this upper cut.
“While he is praised in some circles as ‘possibly America’s best blogger,’ this is a tongue-in-cheek compliment rather than an industry-wide assessment.”

Caught on the ropes, the beaten up writer couldn’t stop the flurry. Sportface is often “self-referential, and often prioritizes entertaining himself and his core fans over broader literary acclaim. This approach can be polarizing… others see it as lacking the literary sophistication, narrative depth, or technical mastery found in the most celebrated American sportswriters.”

What about Sportface’s craftsmanship?

“Unlike writers praised for their poetic language, vivid imagery, and inventive metaphors, Sportface’s style is more about playful experimentation and self-amusement than about pushing the boundaries of literary sportswriting….and there is feedback suggesting his blogs are overly long or meandering, sometimes prompting even his fans to call for more concise writing.”

Self-amusement – it’s true but still stings.

Do you think this blog is already too long? Are you hoping this blog will end so you can get on with your day? Does Sportface’s ranking matter all to you? Should it?

Screw it. This blog needs to meander a whole lot more. What’s needed are more awkward puns and cringeworthy whiffs at being amusing.

The more you practice – regardless of the outcomes – the better you’ll feel emotionally and the more likely you are to find fulfillment regardless of the naysayers, the pollsters, the pundits, the critics, the intelligentsia, the proletariat, and bourgeoisie.
This I know – this blog needs to get much longer, needs more puns. God I love rum buns.

Several sentences should soak in sappy alliteration in Atlanta and Africa and Antarctica and Arkansas and Alabama and Australia and Antwerp.

Keep meandering until I find a pathway to the top. My credo you now know. Let’s go, Bro.

AI doesn’t know ding d**g about comedy writing. Have you read its humor blogs? They’re stupid.

Exactly like this one – a spectacularly slapdash and slipshod Sammy Sportface sentimental slugfest.

Seeing Love Seed -- Just Dewey ItI see lovers or soon to be lovers and wannabe lovers if they had their druthers. I see ...
07/12/2025

Seeing Love Seed -- Just Dewey It

I see lovers or soon to be lovers and wannabe lovers if they had their druthers. I see friendships. I see the sky. The infinite sky. I wonder why. I want some coconut pie. I hear music.

I see drinks being ordered, sips being taken, thirsts being quenched, bottles being tipped. I see the crowd getting bigger and more boisterous, I see waitresses and bartenders and families enjoying dinner together.

I see jet skis and boat docks and I see a jacked up DJ warming up the crowd. I see him turning up the volume. I see dancing, swaying, faces anticipating something. I see nothing that resembles work and stress and bosses and filling out a tax form. I see 12 pink lights going on up on stage. I see more dancing. I see it being hard to resist dancing. I see myself dancing before too long. I dance before too long, a swaying hip gyration.

I see holding hands and shorts being worn and long skirts and short skirts and baseball caps and flip flops and sandals and sneakers. I see the urge to unleash. I see lightweight clothing. I see selfie-taking.

I see straws in cups. I see anticipation. I see freedom seeking. I see America and Delaware and beach towns everywhere. I see escapism and tan skin. I see commitment and steadfastness and honest fandom. I see the DJ rocking a New York Yankees baseball cap. I see the start of something.

I see the lead singer of Love Seed Mama Jump roaming around on stage. I see him prowling like a lion. I see his bald head. I see the drummer testing the drums, tapping a bit.

I see the lead singer in a faded Clark Kent Superman t-shirt. I see the big S on his chest.

I see him stare at the gawking twenty somethings, microphone clasped, when he says with East Coast abruptness: “We ain’t f——— around tonight.” hear the crowd roar. I see the band blare out “American Girl” by the rock legends, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

I see the crowd lose control of themselves.

I see urges and yearnings and desires and wants. I see uninhibitedness and unshackledness and unspoken conversations and unfixed eye movements.

I see young men and women with movements in their hips and uncontrollable feet and unstoppable singing.

I see a place like no udder, the Rusty Rudder, in an oasis they call Just Dewey It.

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