Funnyvictorisky

06/04/2026

🏢😂 SCHOOL RULES IF I BECOME A PRINCIPAL 😂🏢

1️⃣ Female students should wear mini-skirts only. 👗😎

2️⃣ Lunch break takes 3 hours 🍔🍟🥤 while each lesson lasts only 20 minutes. 📚😂

3️⃣ If you’re too quiet and serious all the time… sorry, this school is not for you. 🚶😂

4️⃣ Want to get high on life? 😌
There’s a special relaxation room for you. 🏠😂

5️⃣ Wednesdays and Fridays are PARTY DAYS! 🎶🎉
No lessons, just vibes. 😎

6️⃣ During examinations, every student will be provided with textbooks. 📖🤣

7️⃣ Students are free to bring laptops 💻 and phones 📱 because FREE Wi-Fi will be available everywhere. 📶🔥

8️⃣ If you insult a teacher, your punishment is to play FIFA 🎮⚽ with the principal.

Win the match and your punishment is cancelled. 😂

9️⃣ During lunch break, the school provides every kind of food. 🍕🍗🍔🍟🍩

No student should suffer hunger in my school. 😋

🔟 On Mondays, school starts by 10:00 AM. ⏰

The first lesson will be:
🗣️ “Discussion of Weekend Activities.”

Everybody must submit a full report. 😂🍻

🤣 BONUS RULE:

Any student caught sleeping in class will be given a pillow and blanket so they can sleep comfortably. 😴🛏️

NOW BE HONEST… 😂👇

🏃‍♂️ Will you attend my school?
✅ YES
❌ NO

06/04/2026

06/04/2026

12 SIGNS TO SHOW YOU ARE IN LOVE😍

1. You walk really slow when you are with them.
2. You feel shy whenever they are around.
3. You smile when you hear their voice.
4. When you look at them, you can't see the other person
around you, you just see him/her.
5. They are all you think about.
6. You realize you are always smiling when you are looking at
them.
7. You would do anything just to see them.
9. While reading this, there was one person in your mind this
whole time.
10. You just smiled because it's true.
11. You are so busy thinking about that person, you didn't
notice number eight was missing.
12. You just Scrolled up to check and now silently laughing at
yourself.

13. I swear if I don't thank God
For my life, let me dīë

Remember you just sweared😂😂😂😂
💖

06/04/2026

😂 GIRLS DURING THAT TIME 😂

Ladies… when you’re on your period 🤦‍♀️

Go visit your boo.

Stay with him throughout.
Don’t allow him rest.

Cry small when it hurts.
Make him rub your belly.
Say “it reduces pain” 😌

If you’re not sleeping…
He’s not sleeping too.

Put your legs on him.
If he touch phone and ignore you?
Sit on his back 😭

He wants to watch football?
Stand in front of the TV.
Full time defender ⚽😂

Act sick small.
Collect extra care.
Make him bring food.
Pet you.
Rub your hair.
Sing for you.
Crack jokes.

Because you cannot be suffering alone 😌

Then when period finishes…
Just go back to normal like nothing happened 😭😂

Ladies, am I communicating?
Should I increase the volume?? 🔊🤣

At least small pain must reach him too.
That’s why dem call am “MEN-struation” 😭

If you enjoyed the cruise, no pressure 😌
But I think this one deserve small laugh at least 😂

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06/04/2026

Funniest 0ffence Ever 🤣🤣

One day in prison, a man walked up to another inmate and asked:

“Hey bro, what happened? What got you locked up in here?”

The inmate sighed and said:

“Man, it’s a crazy story. One day I went to the hospital, and the doctor told me I had only one month left to live.”

The first man looked shocked.

“Seriously? What did you do?”

The inmate replied:

“Well… I got angry, went home, picked up my gųn, and sh0t the doctor.”

“YOU SH0T THE DOCTOR?!” the man shouted.

“Yep,” the inmate said calmly. “The police arrested me, took me to court, and the judge sentenced me to twenty years in prison.”

The first man stared at him in disbelief.

“So… how is that a good thing?”

The inmate smiled and shrugged.

“Simple. The doctor said I had one month to live. The judge gave me twenty years. Looks like the judge extended my life!” 😂🤣

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06/03/2026

WHO IS A GIRL 🧕?

A girl is a person who can aplogize, swë@r, knēē døwn, cryy and even fā!nt and still be ly!ng 💔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

2. WHO IS A BOY?

A boy is a person, whø can l!e, take care of you, take you out, buy pizza, barbecue, chicken sauce salad 🥗, buy you cloth and promise you the w0rld ju$t tø kñ@çk yøū 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

3. WHO ARE YOU?

A person that cannot Use one of his/ her time to type
"GOD IS GOOD"💙

I bet the dev!l will still stop you 🙄

5. WHO IS A W!!TCH?

A w!!tch is some one that døes what håppens in number 3 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂💔💔💔

06/03/2026

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 3 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: 3 litres per day
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy and strong What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it's the black one or the brown one when the answers are just the same?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the brown one?
Farmer: It's also mine. 🐄😂

06/03/2026

Let have it 🤣