10/13/2026
If you're seekin' a chivalrous read, "How Gallantry and Bad Jokes Were Invented" by Contributing Writer Jenean McBrearty probably isn't it!
Here's how this tale spins:
“You have been chosen to liberate the Homeland.”
Sir Gandle reined his horse. “Chosen by whom?” he asked, looking heavenward.
“What?”
“Not what. Who chose me?” Gendle waited, shrugged, and rode on.
“Stop!” the voice said. “Give me a minute.”
Gandle halted. “Hurry up.”
A man in coarse clothing leading a donkey stepped from behind the hedges that lined the forest path. “Fate chose you.”
“I don’t believe in fate.”
“Alright, then the Bunbury Committee to Save the Homeland chose you. The committee told me, Easterbrook, go to the fork in the road. The first person you see will be the chosen one.’ You’re the first person — well there was that damsel in distress I helped undress, the three witches who hexed me w**e and made me do odd things with wooden toys, and a boy with a stolen goat. Then you.”
Gandle thought for a moment. “Nope. Can’t do it. I haven’t time to save anyone’s Homeland. Cheerio!”...
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(photo "Adventurer" by Tyler Malone)
“You have been chosen to liberate the Homeland.” Sir Gandle reined his horse. “Chosen by whom?” he asked, looking heavenward. “What?” “Not what. Who chose me?” Gendle waited, shrugged, and rode on.…