10/05/2026
🐾🛍️ A MESSAGE FROM MONSTER, CHIEF FINANCIAL DRAIN OF MOOSEBEADS 🛍️🐾
Hi.
Monster here.
I have recently been informed that some of you have been placing ORDERS with my human.
And apparently those orders are what she uses to purchase very important business necessities.
Like inventory.
Shipping supplies.
Bills.
Blah blah blah.
But more importantly…
CAT FOOD.
🥹🐾
So on behalf of myself, my mama, and the FOUR tiny freeloaders currently running around here like they pay rent…
THANK YOU.
Seriously.
Every time you order from Moosebeads, you are directly contributing to what I like to call:
✨ The Monster Lifestyle ✨
Which currently includes:
Food.
More food.
Snacks between the food.
Toys I will ignore so I can play with the box they came in.
Things to climb.
Things to knock over.
And whatever mysterious substance my human keeps putting in that bowl that I apparently MUST have available at all times.
Water.
Highly overrated, but she seems passionate about it.
For those of you unfamiliar with our current organizational structure…
I am MONSTER.
I am approximately 5 months old and have already been promoted to Senior Supervisor of Everything.
My mama is about a year old.
She recently presented management with FOUR additional tiny employees.
Three boys.
One girl.
They turned 6 weeks old yesterday.
Their current qualifications include:
Running sideways.
Stealing each other’s food.
Falling off things they climbed onto voluntarily.
Using their mother as playground equipment.
And screaming like they have never eaten a meal in their entire lives approximately seven minutes after eating a meal.
They are doing GREAT.
Mama is doing great.
I am obviously doing spectacular because LOOK AT ME.
But here’s the part where Monster gets a tiny bit serious. 🥹❤️
Every order.
Every share.
Every comment.
Every person who continues supporting Moosebeads…
helps my human take care of all of us.
And there are kind of… a lot of us now. 😬😂
So when a package from Moosebeads shows up at your house, just know there is probably a fluffy little creature over here eating dinner because you decided you needed something cute.
And for that…
WE LOVE YOU.
Especially me.
Because I love anyone who financially supports snacks.
🐾❤️
Now please continue shopping.
I have inspected the food bowl and conditions are becoming concerning.
There is approximately 87% of the food remaining.
This is unacceptable.
Love,
MONSTER
Chief Snack Officer
Assistant Package Inspector
Professional Toy Destroyer
Mama’s Firstborn
And currently the only member of this family willing to address the public
🐾😂❤️
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MOOSEBEADS AND THE RIDICULOUS NUMBER OF TINY PAWS BEHIND IT.
