Max Moon

Max Moon I am Max Moon. A former Championship Wrestler from down under.

I'm a strange fellow, I know. When I go to the tire store I expect them to have tires. When I go to the Beer store I e...
06/22/2023

I'm a strange fellow, I know. When I go to the tire store I expect them to have tires. When I go to the Beer store I expect them to have my favorite brand on hand. When I go to the farm I expect them to have farm fresh eggs and bacon.

Too many folks these days take it for granted that wealthy folks like myself will settle for less.

I expect better. You should too.

Being mildly famous isn't as fun as it sounds. You pick up baggage along the way. Fer instance, there is a community o...
06/18/2023

Being mildly famous isn't as fun as it sounds. You pick up baggage along the way. Fer instance, there is a community of wrasslting enthusiasts that I wadled away from years ago. Every time I look into what they are up to they are there mocking me. They say mean and hurtful things such as "stop stalking us" and "leave us along". Well I never! I gave them legal notice on a wall that has them blocked that if they keep up such annoyances they will be dealt with by muh team of attorneys. And to all muh freinds and fambily, happy Father's day.

This here is a public notice to all people that I have blocked on social media. You have 24 hours to prove to me that I...
06/17/2023

This here is a public notice to all people that I have blocked on social media. You have 24 hours to prove to me that I am stalking your privately and professionally. I will not sit here idly by binge watching Drew Barrymore and other child celebreties while you go enjoy your lives.

One little hairy man in particular -- Billy Flowers -- has been talking about me in a private chat with somebody who feels sorry for him. They both likley have a private discord channel as well where they think they can talk all about me in private without me knowing about it.

They forget my eery powers of clairvoyance. I have the power to see what they are talkign about, and that there is harassment and defamation of the highest order.

I would tell you it affecs muh business but in reality it don't. I don't really have any sales and I am hoping that these long pity posts will increase the chances of making a sale rather than losing one.

Despite all this

THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER EVER TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL BUSINESSES EVER AGAIN.

Stay tunes for the lawsuit folks.

Today was a bad day. I got a flat tire on muh car so I had to go to the tire store. Waiting in line patiently is somet...
06/17/2023

Today was a bad day. I got a flat tire on muh car so I had to go to the tire store. Waiting in line patiently is something I rarely have to do, as most local small business establishments know who I am and give me the wink wink nod nod and I can go right up to the counter and get service. This is one of the perks of being mildly famous. Well the tire store was all out of budget donut tires so I had to dip into the family vacation account to buy a full size regular tire.

This deeply hurt. I had promised to take the step kids to 6 flags and then Ho***rs, looks like now all I can afford is the ho***rs.

I have muh enemies. I pray for them every day. I want them to get hit by tornados if I am honest -- which I rarely am....
06/17/2023

I have muh enemies. I pray for them every day. I want them to get hit by tornados if I am honest -- which I rarely am. One such culprit criticized my craig's list items as being overpriced junk. Well that is pure defamation plain and simple. The items of junk that I list are fairly priced at market value of such said items.

If these false accusations of inflated prices and egos keeps going, I will have to pursue legal matters and take the thing into my own hand.

I will not sit idly by while complete strangers on the internet make fun of my business model, my role model, or even my airplane model.

Why is customer support so terrible? All I wanted was some personal protection and they keep trying to upsell me to a f...
06/17/2023

Why is customer support so terrible? All I wanted was some personal protection and they keep trying to upsell me to a firearm. Guns are the main cause of violence in this country. People shooting each other over stupid internet squabbles, people trying to steal from their step daddy and getting shot, people shooting guns out of each others hands. GUns guns gusn. AND THEN they have the nerve to try to blame violent video games such and Grand Automachinegun IV.

This here photo memorializes the time I was asked to leave a local thrift store and never come back because I dared to d...
06/17/2023

This here photo memorializes the time I was asked to leave a local thrift store and never come back because I dared to do the unthinkable: I asked the store clerk to provide better service. Look. I am a regular. They know me. I always make a point of stopping in at their location 15 minutes before opening time. Why? So I can get their business off to a fresh start. I look for precious gems and offer them a reasonable offer.

But this one time a new employee that I never saw before was taking his time getting the doors opened so I politely berated them and explained that I have a busy day and to please get on with it.

How was I supposed to know this was the silent partner of said thrift store? It isn't like they wear name tags.

The loss is all theirs. I did 47% of my morning shopping at their location but will no longer be doing so.

As this here week comes to an end (I don't count the weekends as part of the week), I am taking time to pause and reflec...
06/17/2023

As this here week comes to an end (I don't count the weekends as part of the week), I am taking time to pause and reflect on my accomplishments. I have sold many items from my museum of precious sports memorabilia, I worked real hard driving muh step kids to work, I even took time to soak the feet of muh future ex wife (bless her calloused souls).

It is important to take stalk of what you have, to be proud of your lofty goals, and to make sure that those around you are aware of your ability to self promote.

Even now as I type this here post I am likley receiving in box messages asking me how much moneyz I want to apear on some TV show that is exciting to watch.

Well folks, that is all there is for now.

Good night to muh stalker, the hairly little fellow I know nothign about. And his friends, even if he has any.

The types of customers I hate the most are the ones that keep phoning me asking what my hours are! It says so right th...
06/17/2023

The types of customers I hate the most are the ones that keep phoning me asking what my hours are! It says so right there on the sign outside muh door!

I also hate the kind that phone me asking for stuff and when I don't have any in stock they hang up. HOW HARD IT IS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING ELSE??

I heard my voice on an old vinyl recording today for the first time in 35years. I cannot believe h ow much I sound like...
06/17/2023

I heard my voice on an old vinyl recording today for the first time in 35years. I cannot believe h ow much I sound like Doctor Phil. Man, that guy is such an A hole. Why do I have to sound like him? Thankfully due to a literal lifetime of eating smoked sausage, my is almost all but gone. But back then...well hell. Could be worse. At least I don't LOOK like Doctor Phil. Not since the brain surgery.

Earlier this week I discovered my stalker is back in town. I found this out by using a fake account and reviewing all h...
06/17/2023

Earlier this week I discovered my stalker is back in town. I found this out by using a fake account and reviewing all his social media posts. He never mentions me by name, just says mean and hurtful words such as "that smell man is stalking me again". The utter ridiculousness of that man is just plain stupid. I AM NOT A STALKER! I only follow every single post he makes so I can collect evidence for one of my future lawsoots. I am going to give him an ultimatum to prove once and for all I am not a stalker. He can prove this by completely ignorming me for one week. That's it. Just ignore me. Leave me the hell alone.

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