Jacks Hand Routered Wood Signs

08/13/2026

I'm not anti-social... just tired of all the nonsense and fake people.

08/13/2026

This is the dumping grounds for stupid people.

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently are not coming back for them!

07/20/2026

Work sucks until you get paid. School is boring until you get a degree. Fishing is just staring at water until you get a bite. Everything requires delayed gratification. Enjoy the process.

07/20/2026

My Squirrells do that on the back deck when peeking in the window

Maintenance workers performing off-season checks on a mountain ski lift were shocked to find a plump marmot stranded on the metal grated walkway hundreds of feet in the air. The terrified animal had likely climbed the towering steel structure searching for food, only to become completely paralyzed by fear once it realized how high up it was. It pressed its heavy body as flat as possible against the cold metal grating, looking down at the distant pine trees with wide, panic-stricken eyes. The harsh mountain winds were whipping through the open tower, leaving the stranded creature exposed and entirely unable to figure out how to climb safely back down on its own.

Because marmots can deliver a serious bite when terrified, our high-angle rescue team had to approach the stranded animal with extreme care and patience. We secured our safety harnesses and slowly crept along the narrow metal platform, placing a dark, inviting transport den just a few feet away from the shivering creature. Recognizing a small, safe space to hide, the exhausted marmot finally broke its frozen stance and darted straight into the secure carrier. Once we safely repelled back down to the solid earth, we opened the carrier door near a sunny, rocky outcrop, watching happily as the brave little climber scurried safely into a proper underground burrow.

06/11/2026

Balloons don’t "float away"—they fall back to Earth as toxic confetti.
THE REALITY: → Latex is NOT "biodegradable" in the time it takes for an animal to eat it. → Balloons are the #1 cause of plastic-related death for seabirds. → Strings cause strangulation and entanglement for land wildlife. → They frequently land in protected marine sanctuaries.
THE LAW: → Increasingly banned in cities across CA, FL, and NJ. → Laws are shifting toward "balloon litter" classification.
BETTER WAYS TO HONOR/CELEBRATE: → Planting a memorial tree. → Releasing bubbles (biodegradable). → Planting native wildflowers. → Floating flower petals in a controlled container.
Choose a legacy that sustains life, not one that litters it.

06/07/2026

NEVER

No DUDE

05/23/2026

flash backs

04/28/2026