CraftyAss Creations

08/27/2026

UPDATE: Otters won by a landslide. The new drop will be posted on Saturday.📊 POLL TIME! We need your vote!

What’s your favorite animal?

🐻 Bear
🐆 Panther
🐬 Dolphin
🐊 Gator
🦦 Otter
🦈 Shark

We’ve got something new dropping VERY soon, and YOU get a say in which one comes out FIRST! 👀

Drop your pick in the comments! And yes, you can absolutely campaign for your favorite. 😂

If your favorite doesn’t win, don’t worry! They’re ALL still coming. The winner just gets to cut the line and make their debut first. 😏

Send a message to learn more

08/27/2026

🛋️🏖️ Tiny furniture. Big possibilities.

A sectional sofa? A poolside lounge chair? Yep, we can print that.

Furniture for a Barbie? Sure.
Furniture for a lizard? Absolutely.
A ridiculously fancy living room for your hamster? We’re not here to judge. 😂

Tell us who or what needs furniture and roughly what size you need. We’ll just size it appropriately.

⚠️ Disclaimer: CraftyAss Creations is not responsible for lizards developing expensive taste or demanding a matching coffee table.

08/27/2026

🦈 Because apparently even the soap needs a bodyguard.

Just finished this shark soap holder made specifically to fit Bath & Body Works foaming hand soaps. The bottle slides right into the holder while this guy handles security.

Perfect for the bathroom, kitchen, or anywhere your hand soap could use significantly more teeth. 😂

⚠️ Disclaimer: Shark is not actually trained to protect your soap. Fingers entering the splash zone do so at their own risk. 🦈🧼

08/26/2026

📣 PINELLAS COUNTY, WE’RE COMING YOUR WAY! 🎉

CraftyAss Creations is headed to Largo on August 29th from 1–3 PM!

If you’ve been checking out our page and spotted something you wanted but couldn’t make the trip to Citrus County, this is your chance! We don’t ship, and normally everything is local pickup, but for a couple of hours we’re bringing CraftyAss Creations to YOU!

Take a look through our page and check out the critters, dragons, practical stuff, weird stuff, cute stuff, and everything else we’ve been creating. If there’s something specific you want us to bring, message us by August 28th so we can get it packed and ready for the trip!

We’ll also bring some extras along, so feel free to stop by, browse, and see what follows you home. 😂

We’re excited to take CraftyAss Creations on the road again and meet some new people!

📍 Largo, Pinellas County
📅 August 29th
⏰ 1–3 PM
📩 Request deadline: August 28th

Disclaimer: We’re only invading Pinellas County for two hours. Any critters left behind are your responsibility.

08/25/2026

👀 Something is being made…
A little behind-the-scenes look at what happens around the CraftyAss Creations workshop. 🖨️💚

08/25/2026

🖨️✨ Another one is coming off the printer!
There's always something new being created around here. 😂

08/25/2026

🖨️ You know it's a good day when the printers are running! 😂

Here's a little peek at one of the creations currently being made in the CraftyAss Creations workshop.

08/24/2026

***FOUND***
🐢 CraftyAss Creations Critter Hunt — Turtle Drop #30 🐢

🇺🇸🐢 TIMMY IS READY FOR HIS ADVENTURE! 🐢🇺🇸

After his little “NOPE, I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR!” incident, Timmy has finally stopped shaking and is ready to try again. 😂

This time, I found him a nice, quiet, patriotic little spot right in the heart of Crystal River's shopping district. 🇺🇸❤️

He's not sure whether this gift shop sells lemons 🍋... but honestly, it doesn't matter because Timmy isn't going inside! 😂

He's decided to hang out in the pavilion behind the shop, where he's found something that might just be the most patriotic old pickup truck you've ever seen! 🇺🇸🛻🐢

After his last adventure, I think Timmy deserves a nice, peaceful place to relax. 😂

Can you find this brave little turtle enjoying his patriotic getaway?

Happy hunting! 🐢💚

📢 Be sure to follow our personal business page for all hunt updates—including whether each critter has been found or is still hiding. 🐢💚

08/24/2026

***FOUND***
🐢 CraftyAss Creations Critter Hunt — Turtle Drop #31 🐢

🐢💪 MEET TINA! 💪🐢

Timmy is STILL too scared to leave my side, so his big adventure will have to wait for another day. 😂🐢

But his sister Tina? Oh, she's a completely different story! 💪😎

Tina isn't scared of ANYTHING! This girl is STRONG because she loves lifting weights at this brand-new place they just built in Lecanto. 🏋️‍♀️🐢

And let me tell you... this place is SO COOL, it's almost like being on another PLANET! 🌎🚀😂

She's not quite ready to head inside for today's weightlifting lesson, though. So for now, Tina is keeping cool on the side of the building, waiting for someone to come find her!

Think you can find this strong, fearless little turtle? 💪🐢

Happy hunting! 💚

📢 Be sure to follow our personal business page for all hunt updates—including whether each critter has been found or is still hiding. 🐢💚

08/24/2026

*** THE TURTLE REFUSED TO GET OUT OF THE CAR***
CraftyAss Creations Critter Hunt — Turtle Drop #30

**** DETOUR AND A UTURN****
This was the original clue, and the first line is more accurate than I could have imagined:🤣

🐢🥾 WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTY! 😂
This little turtle was on a mission to find his cousin who went hiking the other day. He grabbed his tiny backpack, hit the road, and thought he knew exactly where he was going...
Well... he was WRONG! 🤦‍♀️🐢
Somehow, this little guy ended up over in ********* at a ********* State Trail instead of the Crystal River area!
At least he managed to get himself away from the busy intersection. 🚗💨 Because now he can just sit back, stick out his little thumb, and hitch a ride! 👍🐢😂
Hopefully someone can point him in the right direction before he ends up in another county!
Can you find this lost little turtle before he catches a ride to who-knows-where? 🐢🚗
Happy hunting! 💚
📢 Be sure to follow our personal business page for all hunt updates—including whether each critter has been found or is still hiding. 🐢💚

🤣 So Yeah, we CANCELLED this drop. That turtle can stay right where he is in my lap! Definitely not worth risking getting out of the car—especially with the possibility of stepping on a discarded hypodermic needle. 😳

“This turtle took one look around, got back in his shell, and said, ‘Nope. We're going somewhere else.’” 🐢💨😂
We'll call #30 a failed scouting mission and find him somewhere safer. Better a missing turtle than a missing toe! 🤣 That turtle saw the situation and immediately said:

“I may be adventurous, but I ain't stupid.” 🐢💨🤣

He climbed right back into the car like, “Ma'am, we are NOT getting out here today.” 😂
We'll find him a much more turtle-friendly vacation spot for #30. 🐢💚

Hope everyone is having a fun amazing day!! Timmy the turtle says "hi." 😁