Sons Of Akronia, LLC

01/11/2026

Sons of Akronia Entertainment LLC is now a proud distributor of a brand new family friendly game called Elemental Creatures! We have booster boxes and packs available for purchase. We have wholesale pricing for stores as well. If you're interested in checking out this new game, please message us here.

10/26/2024

Preorders are up now for our newest release, WTF Series - HORROR HOUSE! LolCows and Scribes fall victim to the Dimensional Merge and are transported to the Horror House world where they are transformed into some of the creepiest, scariest and horrific beings ever seen!

We're introducing our VHS packaging with this set with our Movie Night bundles! Each Movie Night Bundle has 6 booster packs and a random Movie NIght promo card.

Enter if you dare and preorder yours now at https://shop.lolcowtcg.comv

09/29/2024

A little over a year ago is when this all started and hard work, dedication and big dreaming has made this a reality. Our game is now gradable with BGS, one of the biggest grading companies in the world. Huge shoutout to everyone that has worked on LolCow TCG, it's been a hell of a ride and I'm looking forward to what the future holds!

Get your cards graded today @ https://beckett.com/grading

08/28/2024

Akronia has a new LolCow! After Twitchyville's biggest Doctor ousted himself as a LolCow, Dr. Diddle-Specs is on the run! Get your Dr. Diddle-Specs TEXTURED promo card by preordering now! https://shop.lolcowtcg.com/products/dr-diddle-specs-promo

08/24/2024

We've partnered up with our good friend SleazyP for an epic whatnot charity stream! The charity is ! So come help raise some money for a badass charity!

Whatnot is a social marketplace where you can discover some of your favorite products like sports cards, sneakers, luxury handbags and women’s thrift, Pokémon cards and more through live auctions! Download the app or shop on web.

07/20/2024

Own a piece of LolCow TCG history! We're giving away our first CGC graded card, and it just so happened to be a PRISTINE 10! The giveaway is on instagram, so go check it out! https://www.instagram.com/p/C9pWpWcxhX5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

06/02/2024

Huge thanks to our friends Mr and Mrs R0bot0 for doing an entire whatnot show dedicated to LolCow TCG today! We've tossed in a lot of goodies that are going to be included in their 50 giveaways! All you have to do is just hang out to enter the giveaways.

They also have a ton of awesome cards and products up for auction and BIN on their stream. You can even pre-purchase from their BIN before the stream starts!

Time to show the world that LolCow TCG is coming to take over!

https://www.whatnot.com/user/r0bot0

05/10/2024

Mike W Griftwell is a LolCow grifter CEO from a foreign land. Griftwell has appeared in Akronia through the veil that was allowed to open due to the Dimensional Merge. Often seen driving his G-Wagon, what will this mean for the LolCows in Akronia with this addition to their ranks?

FREE with any purchase! While supplies last! https://shop.lolcowtcg.com