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The Sturdy Nerdy Stitchery The Sturdy Nerdy Stitchery! Making unique, one of a kind cross stitch patterns, needle minders, and Well, you have reached the Sturdy Nerdy Stitchery!

Your One stop shop for all your cross stitching needs! Stretching from your cross stitch patterns in the nerdy variety, unique coloring book variety, and hilarious variety all the way to your needle minders so that you no longer have to play the game "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"

p.s: check on my metallic floss coloring book challenge, and win prizes. message me for details.

How many of you can relate to this? How many of you have found this utterly infuriating because you know you just had th...
09/14/2026

How many of you can relate to this? How many of you have found this utterly infuriating because you know you just had them half a second ago! Not even half a second ago! A quarter of a second ago!

How the hell could you lose your scissors this fast?!

The more feedback I get on this, the more likely it'll be to be seen on Etsy! I really like it and I'm satisfied with this version. I just want to know if everyone else thinks it looks Etsy ready!

But if you need some patterns in the meantime, go check out my Etsy because I'm running a 75% off sale on all cross stitch patterns!

Now, until the end of September!

Hint, hint. My birthday is next month. Income this month could help pay for a nice treat next month! Don't know what I want or what I want to do but, when money is tight, even the littlest thing will seem like a treat. Like, going out for ice cream. Mmmmm 🤤 actually...

09/07/2026

New pattern Alert!

And this new pattern boils down to peanuts! Boiled peanuts? I don't know. I forgot. My peanut memory is the reason my brain feels like swiss cheese. Who do I have to blame for this Swiss cheese?

Some might say that I only have myself to blame, but we all know that science says ADHD is hereditary. So, which parent and or grandparent was it!?

Anyway, you better go get it now before your peanut memory forgets that you wanted it!

And the reason you should get it now? I'm running a 75% off fall sale now through the end of September! Get more for less! You better keep this and commit it to your memory but who am I getting, you wanted it because you relate to it but you forgot to get it because you also relate to it.

Link below

https://www.etsy.com/shop/SturdyNerdyStitchery

And if you like the work that I do and you want to support your local social media content creator, you can head over to my Kofi page and buy me a coffee!

It's also the place where you can find all my free patterns. Every single solitary 100% free pattern. The caveat? Please don't complain about the patterns. You got them for free. What more do you want...

But if you see these patterns and you want to put some pity money on them, I won't turn that down either.

Link below
www.ko-fi.com/sturdynerdystitchery

Who here remembers when I used to do freebie fridays? Who here remembers, that the premise was "People will grab ANYTHIN...
05/09/2025

Who here remembers when I used to do freebie fridays? Who here remembers, that the premise was "People will grab ANYTHING as long as it's free. No matter how craptastic it looks!". Well, I know ONE thing that is crappier than these patterns, but no one wants him even if he came for free! ew.

So, we all know that the current sitting president has a face that looks like the inside of an old Tupperware that's had spaghetti and meatballs in it. Well, This cross stitch is prettier than that! Hang it in your home as a reminder that you may or may not have stitched this free pattern OUT OF PURE SPITE FOR OUR CLOWN ADMINISTRATION!

REBLOG THIS SO THAT ALL YOUR OTHER PRESIDENT CHEETO HATERS CAN STITCH THIS OUT OF SPITE TOO!

You can find the pattern in my Ko-Fi gallery at: 

http://www.ko-fi.com/sturdynerdystitchery

complete with the google drive link! If you like my work but don’t stitch, consider a tip. if you think this pattern is just to GOOD to NOT be free, who am I to turn down $10,000. Or, you know, just $1. Or, what ever you think is fair. $10,000 is fair, right?

Ok, so. Maybe you don't have any spare change lying around. That's fine. I'm on so many other social media. How about follow me on TikTok! That's one way you can support!

In the mean time, take care of all your stitching needs from patterns, and more!  Find these lovelies over at

http://www.sturdynerdystitchery.etsy.com/

One of the multitude of many things that brings me joy, is when I get to go outside to have my breakfast and a wake and ...
04/10/2025

One of the multitude of many things that brings me joy, is when I get to go outside to have my breakfast and a wake and bake.

And I'm looking over at the neighbor's yard and I see two squirrels. They're either fighting or, "play fighting" But it's hard to tell. Either way, there's a keruffle going on in those trees.

I should do my wake and bakes a lot earlier in the morning so that I can be the neighborhood morning rooster "buh-COUGH buh-COUGH BUH-COUGH COUGH COUGH"

Who here has the neurospicey ADHD brain and can relate?Remember, I'm posting a lot on tiktok too! ...
04/09/2025

Who here has the neurospicey ADHD brain and can relate?

Remember, I'm posting a lot on tiktok too!

I finished this last week Thursday. I just forgot to post about it. But for the first time ever. Or since I can remember...
04/08/2025

I finished this last week Thursday. I just forgot to post about it. But for the first time ever. Or since I can remember. I actually had something for finish Friday!

I can't remember the last time I actually finished and completed a piece that wasn't for someone else, or it wasn't one of my own patterns. So, it's understandable why this is such a big deal for me! Who's proud of me because I'm proud of me!

Due To some life changes recently, this is how I've been feeling a lot lately. I also feel this way a lot in regards to the government and the circus running it.

Cross stitch pattern is from SWORDS AND SERPENTS on Etsy!

Topic for discussion, what are some things going on in your life that make you feel like this cross stitch pattern?

04/03/2025

I think I'll start posting my cann-a-mom cross stitch episodes at 4:20pm.

I have lots of thoughts. Let me explain these thoughts to you while I'm cloudy as f**k.

04/03/2025

One of my biggest cross stitching pet peeves are knots. You're stitching and you pull the thread. You know what I mean. When it develops that slip knot. Or just an over under knot. Or any kind of knot.

It's even worse when it's a slip knot and the loop of it gets caught on your needle minder and you don't realize it for several stitches. Or several dozen. Or several hundred.

And now you've got this dangly long piece of thread and a knot that's clenched tighter than the sphincter of a white woman trying to hold a fart in in church.

I hate it when the thread gets tangled and knotted. That's my pet peeve.

What's yours?

04/02/2025

Enjoy the night that I got nice and cloudy, except I got too cloudy that I got couch locked when the garage light turned off. You really can't cross stitch when it's pitch black in the room. Nor can you cross stitch when you're too couch locked and frozen to even get up to either get your cross stitch or turn on the goddamn f**king light.

To any of my 420 followers, tell me a funny story you've had while getting cloudy!

🕰️🕰️🕰️

I've been posting more to tiktok lately despite the fact that it may not be here much longer if the app gets banned.

But I have a feeling that the orange orangutan du***ss in office with his president, Mr. Musk, will extend it once again for another 75 days.

My reasoning for this? The orange clown is on tiktok. Based on that alone, there's no way he'd want to get rid of it. It gives him presents and gets him more cult followers. 🙄

But, until we find out TikTok's fate, I'll keep making content!

But don't think I'll be thanking that orange Cheeto in Chief If he gets tiktok extended. Back when covid hit, he wanted to ban it in the first place.

This page will always be anti-truck, anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti everything he stands for.

This page will always be a safe space for my brothers and sisters...For my lgbtqia family....for ANYONE who has had to cut off toxic family because they are no longer a safe space because of who they support politically. You have a home here.

I hear you. But I can't see you. It's dark in here.😆

Anyway, go follow me on TikTok. I need 10,000 followers in order to start monetizing my content. I'm only 9,715 away from reaching that goal.

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