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Lobotomizing minds with brainwashing comedy. The brainwashing begins Tuesday May 17

🚨 HUGE EPISODE DROP! 🚨The Mass Debate universe just evolved.You’re looking at a moment of history right here 👇💥 FIRST EV...
12/09/2025

🚨 HUGE EPISODE DROP! 🚨
The Mass Debate universe just evolved.
You’re looking at a moment of history right here 👇

đź’Ą FIRST EVER VIDEO PODCAST
🔥 Kirk’s first 3-man debate
🎙️ First time moderated by a guest
đź‘Ą First stand-alone 3-man format

It’s chaos, comedy, and wildly competitive debating — and it’s all captured on video for the very first time.

🎬 Watch the episode here 👇
https://youtu.be/bJcV6qUN0Cg?si=n7eUOzzTJT3nD7nO

🟣🟢 Mass Debate – presented by BPM

History is made on this week’s episode as the holy trinity of chaos finally collide in a three-way comedy clash: Which is more enjoyable - a funny joke, a go...

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes hi...
09/30/2025

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Kirk boldly roasts Star Wars as a one-trick pony that’s been milked harder than a Bantha teat for 40 years, while beaming about Star Trek as the hopeful, utopian fantasy we should all be working toward. Kraig just tries to keep the phasers set to “stun” before someone actually whips out their tauntaun. It’s the ultimate sci-fi circle jerk: one side promises action and explosions, the other wants to take you on a slow, sensual five-year mission. Get ready to warp your hyper drive into hilarity on this episode of Mass Debate!

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s sp...

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Krai...
09/23/2025

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insisting astronauts are the ultimate panty droppers who drive fast cars and live like Don Draper in zero gravity. Kraig retorts that astronauts are just lonely diaper jockeys choking down Tang, while cowboys eat steak and ride free. Jed says it's lonely out on the range, where cowboys are forced to eat nothing but beans and snuggle with their horse for warmth. Can Kraig outdraw Jed with his wisecracks, or will Jed moonwalk all over Kraig's goofy ass? It’s cactus prick vs. space dick, on this episode of Mass Debate!

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of...

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome:...
09/16/2025

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls. But guest debater Jason counters with the cold hard truth: Juggalos burn tires for warmth, drink up all the Faygo, and wear clown makeup unironically. It’s sequins vs. soot on this week's Mass Debate!

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more u...

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown...
09/09/2025

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements and delivers a masterclass in Cage’s legendary spectrum - from bug-eyed lunatic to whiskey-soaked lunatic. As Kirk desperately tries to hold the debate together, things spiral into a philosophical fistfight over meme-ability, acting range, and which man you'd rather see struggle through a scene. It's a science lesson in polar opposites, with fewer facts than National Treasure and more confusion than Johnny Mnemonic on this week's Mass Debate!

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers w...

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-...
09/02/2025

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy Bateman comes in swinging for H***h, declaring that "man's best friend" is clearly the top dog in a popularity contest. Kraig tries to keep things under control but ends up just watching the two guests go at it like dogs in heat. In the end, it's man vs. mutt in a slobber-soaked showdown that'll leave you howling. Someone’s gonna get neutered on this week's Mass Debate!

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a...

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the u...
08/27/2025

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try to aikido chop bad guys never ceases to entertain. Kraig fires back with actual evidence, like Jackie Chan’s legendary stunt work and, you know, talent. He then accuses Kirk of light racism, to which Kirk counters by calling Kraig a “Chinese sympathizer,” and moderator Jed just wants to say “Sensei Seagal” enough times that it becomes culturally irreversible. Elbows are snapped, egos bruised, and somewhere a ponytail weeps, on this week's Mass Debate!

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked:...

In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in...
08/19/2025

In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the CPR floor, while Kraig claims it’s nothing but polyester-soaked white-boy noise that should’ve been buried with lava lamps and bo**er sugar spoons. The heat rises when Jonathan and Kraig face off over which group truly tops the disco charts: Chromeo’s funky revival or the Bee Gees’ falsetto empire. By the end, the only thing louder than the arguments is the sound of platform shoes stomping across the debate floor, and enough innuendo to fog up a disco ball. How deep is your love? Find out on this episode of Mass Debate!

In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swear...

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old qu...
08/12/2025

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him, the whole thing was cooked up by Hollywood special effects, Tom Hanks, and somehow…Magic Mike? So grab your freeze dried ice cream and a big ol' glass of Tang, and get ready to countdown to craziness on this episode of Mass Debate!

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon,...

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every ha...
08/05/2025

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California, special guest debater Jason claps back, claiming that naps are a lazy-day gateway drug that would derail productivity and lull the free market into a coma. He even shirks the rules and brazenly does real time research, allowing him to speak pseudo-confidently about such heady topics as sleep inertia and circadian rhythms. While Kirk gets cozy and calls for a sleepy-time revolution, Jason alarmingly insists that dreams are for closers. So fluff your pillow, strap on your sleep mask, and drift away to the soothing sounds of Mass Debate!

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour...

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to...
07/29/2025

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to lick the jelly spoon. Jed fires back, arguing that ditching the crust is like depriving your children of love, nutrition, and all-around culinary development. Get ready to get your wheat chaffed and your mind spread within an inch of madness on this week's Mass Debate!

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher...

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw...
07/22/2025

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, declaring that aliens are absolutely among us because they want to live in the greatest country in the universe - the good ol' US of A! These clowns give Mulder and Scully a run for their money in the sexual tension department, and the inane arguments are enough to make ALF want to stop eating p***y cats all together, on this week's Mass Debate!

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intellig...

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