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The Skewer A monthly live news r***e satirizing the demon squall of this mad world. We have to live here, but w THE SKEWER IS:
Three to four blasts of op-ed madness.

The Skewer sears your brain in a joyful way with bomb-ass editorial from Chicago's best performers, writers, fighters, and biters. Not your basic slate.com garbage. The patented super-official Debatably Debatable Debate, which will settle the most contentious issue of the day for good and always. Presented with pride by Tom Harrison and Eric Ruelle.

06/16/2020

Hi. It's The Skewer.

We — every one of us humans — are in the middle of ongoing global uprisings against white supremacy, the carceral state, and (extremely good and exciting) the very notion of police. These uprisings are both leaderless and abundant in leaders, some of whom have been on The Skewer's stage.

If you can demonstrate in person (put your body against the machine), we urge you to do so. That said, there still is a global pandemic going on, and police have consistently escalated violence at these demonstrations, so you are taking a risk by attending — only you can make these decisions about your safety. If you can't find the courage or ability to show up in person, then help the cause in other ways.

Here is a document listing local protests so you can be informed of when/where you can turn out: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1_SEauMp53f2KxWB0JfXr92tLHtJ4UnKzxIsxwYiHddc/htmlview?urp=gmail_link #

If you are lucky enough to still be employed in a job that does not put you at risk of coronavirus, we *demand* you put money toward the movement. If you aren’t thus employed, please give whatever you are able to. If you're overwhelmed by where to start, some suggested places to put money include:
- US Community Bail Funds https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directory
- My Hood, My Block, My City - Chicago Small Business Relief https://www.formyblock.org/
- Assata's Daughters - Chicago black youth leadership https://www.assatasdaughters.org/
- Chicago Mutual Aid - direct person-to-person financial assistance
http://chicagomutualaid.net/
- ActBlue mass donation page to a number of Black Trans groups. You can split your donation equally among all orgs, or read up on them and choose which to support https://secure.actblue.com/donate/blacktrans-queer?tandembox=show
- Massive directory of places to donate you’ve probably seen shared around: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

In general, it’s better to support local organizations over national ones whenever possible. (Also do not give money to Shaun King ever)

Here is a tool that will automatically generate emails to local politicians to demand defunding the police: https://defund12.org/
(IF YOU CAN, it’s best practice to vary the wording of the email as it’s easier for politicians to ignore form letters, but making any noise is better than staying silent).

If you're early in your radicalization and want to know more about what "defund the police" or "abolish the police" means in practical terms, here's Angela Davis:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBWQP3PFFMS/?igshid=1g1f7tkwl4jxk

"Safety safeguarded by violence is not really safety"

The police would have you believe that humanity is a violent, seething mass that you need a military force to beat back in order to live safely. As the mass global movements for racial justice have proven: no. The people putting us in danger are the cops and the system they represent.

If you are conflicted because you personally know police who are good people, remember the issue is not that all police are bad people (though many are!), but that policing as a concept is a violent and evil force of oppression that cannot be wielded for justice no matter how good the wielder’s intentions. For proof, see literally everything the police do.

The Skewer stands in solidarity with BIPOC performers, staff at Cafe Mustache, and citizens of Chicagoland.

It may be a long time before we're able to be together in person again. Until that time, we are foregoing further Skewer shows and instead supporting black- and BIPOC-led shows like:
The Stoop
Congrats on Your Success
Soul Stories Live
Pour One Out

Stay safe, stay healthy, stay angry.


with love,

erica and Tom

If you're a Skewer fan & support socialism and dismantling irredeemable social structures, consider checking out this vi...
06/12/2020

If you're a Skewer fan & support socialism and dismantling irredeemable social structures, consider checking out this virtual event Haymarket Books is hosting on Monday June 15th. Noname and Boots Riley kick ass (if you haven't seen Boots' movie Sorry to Bother You, fix that ASAP. It's exhilarating and has only gotten more relevant)

Join us for a conversation on art, politics and revolution with Boots Riley and Noname.

03/13/2020

I'm sorry to announce that we will NOT be holding a Skewer show on April 1st.

With the coronavirus a danger to millions of lives, it is our duty to the public health of the world to avoid unnecessary gatherings. And as wonderful as the Skewer is, it's not necessary.

Please, everyone stay safe. I know that the broken and pernicious capitalist infrastructure of this dumb country means not everyone is able to. But we all have to do everything we can. We at the Skewer have always been advocates for a better world, and right now the world's about to get bad. We can't afford to even take the chance of making things worse.

We hope you understand, and shows will return when/if the plague abates.

10/04/2019

Our show this Wednesday was a perfect storm of comedy and insight. You simply can't do better. And if you missed it, no worries, the podcast link is in the comments (and on like, all podcast apps)

09/05/2019

Did you miss last night's excellent Skewer, featuring Tom Harrison, Kevin K. Johnson, Roxane West, Calle Hack, erica dreisbach, Ray Goldberg, and Josephine Maria Yanasak-Leszczynski? Then I have good news for you: the podcast version is LIVE, baybee! Check in the link in the comments, friend!

04/05/2019

Yesterday's Skewer was goddamn delightful. Jax Barker, Calle Hack, Bill Bullock, and Arish Singh all put in stunning work as our op-ed writers and Kelsey Buckley triumphed over Tom Harrison in a truly hilarious debate. If you were there, you know I'm right. And if you weren't, check the comments for the podcast link ya dummy

03/09/2019

It's a few days late but you'll forgive me: it's The Skewer podcast! Featuring our first ever guest host, Skewer veteran Roxane West, we got dope op-eds from Ken Mejia-Beal, Allison Shackelford, Maria Konopken, and Tom Harrison! Topped off by a stunning debate with Ale Domeier and Anna Gilchrist, this is a Skewer not to be missed. Link in comments!!

02/07/2019

Another excellent Skewer in the books as we start off 2019 with our characteristic yawp. With killer op-eds from Haverty, Elaine Orion, Josh Watkins, and Stephanie Weber, plus a dee-lightful debate with Noah Heinrich vs Ozlem Elgun, it was a spectacle not to be missed---but if you did miss it, check the comments.

12/06/2018

The Skewer's 2018 was closed out in style yesterday with a good good show (as is customary). erica dreisbach did a heroic job hosting for the last time as a non-baby-haver. Allie Reid, Maggie Tomasek, Kyna Lenhof, and Tom Harrison delivered staggering op-eds that kicked mondo ass. And Dan Lastres and Alex Morales competed in probably the kindest and most friendly debate we've ever done. Plus Tom's brother Marc was the first controversy-free winner of Kevin Johnson's fake news quiz! Thanks to all who came and to everyone who performed in or came out to the Skewer in 2018. We love making this dumb show and it would be nothing without y'all. PODCAST IN COMMENTS!!

11/08/2018

Yesterday's edition of The Skewer was as excellent as could be hoped for, and was a delightful way to mark three years of doing good good live lit. Jillian Ebanks, Sadie Lancrete, Will Sonheim, and Ada Cheng all delivered exceptional op-eds and I thank them all for their great contributions! Lindsay Eanet and Matthew James Marquez then faced off in the Skewer debate to decide the best next step for political engagement. Ahhh it ruled...and now you can hear it in podcast form. Check the comments below!

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