The Paper Machete

The Paper Machete Saturdays at 3p • The Green Mill, 4802 N Broadway • Free With musical guests and the occasional puppet.

Journalists, comedians and storytellers talking about current events, pop culture and American Manners.

Tomorrow, we’ve got a lineup to give a Schlitz about. P.S. That bottle isn’t the last at the Green Mill. Not even close…...
05/29/2026

Tomorrow, we’ve got a lineup to give a Schlitz about.

P.S. That bottle isn’t the last at the Green Mill. Not even close…

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This cast brought us a Memorial Day weekend we aren’t soon to forget. 📸:
05/29/2026

This cast brought us a Memorial Day weekend we aren’t soon to forget.

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This Memorial Day we salute not just our service members, but also those visiting from other galaxies!Beam yourself up t...
05/23/2026

This Memorial Day we salute not just our service members, but also those visiting from other galaxies!

Beam yourself up to the bar to see this elite star fleet crew...

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FOMO warning: not to brag, but last week’s cast… yowza. Swipe through, super fans. 📸:
05/22/2026

FOMO warning: not to brag, but last week’s cast… yowza. Swipe through, super fans.

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Some weeks you need to drink like it’s last call before Chad the Bird.We’re not judging; we just came to entertain...📸:
05/16/2026

Some weeks you need to drink like it’s last call before Chad the Bird.

We’re not judging; we just came to entertain...

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Mama mia, another Saturday lineup worth calling home about. 📸:
05/15/2026

Mama mia, another Saturday lineup worth calling home about.

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It ain’t the Met Gala, but our sleeves still have several tricks up them.Doors at 1. Musical and comedy mayhem at 3.📸:
05/08/2026

It ain’t the Met Gala, but our sleeves still have several tricks up them.

Doors at 1. Musical and comedy mayhem at 3.

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Spring is here and last week’s Machete was in full bloom thanks to our talented buds. 📸:
05/08/2026

Spring is here and last week’s Machete was in full bloom thanks to our talented buds.

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Grab yourself a Malört Julep and meet us at the only joint where angels fear to tread. 📸:
05/01/2026

Grab yourself a Malört Julep and meet us at the only joint where angels fear to tread.

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There’s no place like Green Mill on a Saturday, especially when THESE forces combine. 📸:
05/01/2026

There’s no place like Green Mill on a Saturday, especially when THESE forces combine.

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