Vito's Vault

08/31/2026

Happy Monday yous guys,

We want to tank all dose dat came out on a fully packed weekend here down in Vito's Vault. We celebrated everytin from birtday parties, to retirements, to new love and old love with anniversaries, to folks transitionin to different stages of deir lives and different jobs. We celebrate everytin here!

Dat bein said, we got plenty of seats available for our only show dis weekend on Saturday, September 5th. So dis is da perfect way to enjoy da Labor Day weekend.

If youre looking for an authentic stepback to Prohibition wit da hottest tickets in Chicago den what are you waitin for? Grab your Mugs and molls and head on down to Vito's Vault because a little party never killed nobody!

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08/27/2026

Happy Thursday yous guys,

As we head into da weekend, we just wanted to let yous guys know we got plenty availability for our show tomorrow night. Dats Friday, August 28th, 2026 at 6 p.m. If yous want da best seats in da house dis is da night to grab em at a bit of a deal. Da Boss said if yous use da code VITOSGANG for da Friday night show only, you'll save some dough on your gangs tickets for Friday night.

Dat bein said, we are getting pretty filled up on Saturday. For our Saturday, August 29th Dinner and Show we got a limited number of tickets available for you and your gang. We's almost got da joint completely packed dat night. So chose ya tickets and reservations wisely.

If youre looking for an authentic stepback to Prohibition wit da hottest tickets in Chicago den what are you waitin for? Grab your Mugs and molls and head on down to Vito's Vault because a little party never killed nobody!

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08/24/2026

Come be part of da fun with Vito Valentino and his hand picked Mugs and Molls of Vito's Vault.

08/24/2026

Happy Monday yous guys,

Even dough we only had one show dis past weekend, the 50 plus of yous guys really made da joint come alive. Tanks for all who made dere deposits dis past weekend and whom continue to make Vito's Vault THE PLACE to be!

Dat bein said we got da following shows on da books for dis week:

Friday, August 28th, 2026 - Vito's Vault Dinner and Show - Doors open at 6p.m sharp - tickets available at www.vitosvault.com

Saturday, August 29th, 2026 - Vito's Vault Dinner and Show - Doors open at 6p.m sharp - tickets available at www.vitosvault.com

A word to da wise, dont wait til da last minute to get your tickets. We's is da HOTTEST tickets in Chicago and once our performances are full we cant fit no mores of yous guys in da joint, no matta how hard you bribe Glove. So, get your tickets early and often because we love to have repeat visitors down in Vito's Vault.

Hey, we also wanna welcome back our very own, Salty Peppa' back to da gang. She's been gone for a bit and we's glad to have her back. Don't miss your opportunity to get serenaded and drunk with Peppa' only at Vito's Vault.

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08/21/2026

Happy Friday yous guys!

Although there aint no show tonight, dat don't mean we got da doors closed all weekend. We have limited availability for our show on da books tomorrow:

Saturday, August 22nd, 2026 - Vito's Vault Dinner and Show - Doors open at 6 p.m. sharp - Tickets available at vitosvault.com

If yous looking for one last hurah before dem future gangsters in trainin' head back to school den dis is da place to get ya kicks and cut a rug. Come spend da evenin' with Vito Valentino and his hand picked Mugs and Molls as dey swoon and croon you songs from the peak of Prohibition, as dey entertain you wit high steppin numbers, and as dey serve you what has been deemed as "An unforgettable night of entertainment that rivals anything downtown." Grab your gang and make yous guys deposit at Vito's Vault.

Vitos Vault
5901 W. Lawrence Ave.
Chicago, IL 60630

08/17/2026

Come see why Vito's Vault is THE PLACE TO BE if yas is lookin for an authentic step back to Prohibition Chicago.

Tickets available at www.vitosvault.com

08/17/2026

Happy Monday yous guys,

Wow! What a crazy chaotic week dat was. From da chaotic devistating weather to entertaining groups and mobs from all over da place. Yous all drank like a bunch o' fishes and we's glad you had a great time wit our Mugs and Molls celebratin all of lifes special occasions with us down in Vito's Vault.

Dat being said, we are reelin' back our show schedule this week to only one show. Gotta give da mugs and Molls a little time to go out and restore all da h***h yous guys drank from dis past weekend. Again dat bein said, we got da following show on da books:

Saturday, August 22nd, 2026 - Vito's Vault Dinner and Show - Doors open at 6 p.m. sharp - Tickets available at www.vitosvault.com

Dont miss ya opportunity to stepback to the peak of Prohibition wit da Mugs and Molls of Vito's Vault. Come make your deposit because a little party never killed nobody and once you're in.......YOU'RE IN!

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08/14/2026

08/14/2026

Heya yous guys,

Vito Valentino here, just lettin yous guys know we got a few last minute tickets available for you and your gang for tonight and tomorrow. After these tickets are grabbed we ain't gonna have no more room for yas dis weekend. Which is great for us! Tanks for continuing to make Vito's Vault THE PLACE to be for a truly authentic stepback back to Prohibition Chicago.

Now onto some serious business, we only got 2 months left for you and your gang to see our "Roarin 20s Musical R***e" show before we transition our focus to our "Very Vitos Old Fashioned Christmas Spectacular." If yous guys ain't yet made your reservations to see our Christmas show then youll definitely want to do that soon. It's a whole brand new show with new comedy bits, new musical numbers, and I've even got my right hand man, Bugsy, gettin ready to whip up some holiday h***h for you too. It'll warm all the parts for yous to get yas ready for da holiday season.

But, dats puttin da cart before da horse as dey say. So, stop ya waitin and stalling and come spend da night with my Mugs and Molls at Vito's Vault. Mention my name and Ill get ya da best seats in da house.

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08/11/2026

Happy Tuesday yous guys!

Look we just wanted to say dat despite havin a great weekend here at da joint dat we hope you all is being safe out dere. Looks like Mudder Nature had her own plans of how dis week was startin off. For dose of yous dealing with the storms and tornados out dere please be safe. Get you and your gang into a safe area and stay safe during this crazy weather wes goin through. We look forward to seeing yous at Vitos Vault dis weekend. We got da following shows on da books:

Friday, August 14th, 2026 - Vito's Vault Dinner and Show - Doors open at 6 p.m. sharp - LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE at www.vitosvault.com

Saturday, August 15th, 2026 - Vito's Vault Dinner and Show - Doors open at 6 p.m. sharp - LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE at www.vitosvault.com

Come cut a rug and be da bees knees in da "Roarin 20s" at Vito's Vault.