Rooster Tank Improv

Rooster Tank Improv Rooster Tank is made up of the improvisers/general terrors Kathleen Kinlin, Nia D’Emilio, Trent Dozier, and Tom Simmermaker.

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨3-13/iO/10PM🚨🚨🚨WE’VE ESCAPED THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN🚨 🚨🚨THEY BUILT A PRISON SPECIFICALLY FOR US BUT OUR TE...
03/13/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨3-13/iO/10PM🚨🚨
🚨WE’VE ESCAPED THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN🚨
🚨🚨THEY BUILT A PRISON SPECIFICALLY FOR US BUT OUR TEETH ARE STRONG FOR CHEWING AND OUR WILL TO SPREAD TRUTH IS EVEN STRONGER🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨TONIGHT WE SCREAM LOUDER THAN THE INJUSTICE AS WE OPEN FOR SAUCE🚨🚨🚨
🚨ALIENS ARE REAL AND BIG PHARMA IS USING THEM AS TEST SUBJECTS FOR CHEM TRAILS🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨THE GOVERNMENT TRIED TO CATCH US LAST NIGHT BUT WE ROLLED AWAY FROM THE NETS THEY DROPPED FROM THEIR HE...
03/04/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨THE GOVERNMENT TRIED TO CATCH US LAST NIGHT BUT WE ROLLED AWAY FROM THE NETS THEY DROPPED FROM THEIR HELICOPTERS🚨🚨
🚨WE’RE BACK AGAIN TONIGHT TO REVEAL ALL THE TRUTHS BIG BROTHER DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THROUGH OUR IMPROV🚨
🚨🚨🚨THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TONIGHT AT 8 AT FINLEY DUNNES TAVERN🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨3-3/UNDER THE GUN/8PM🚨🚨🚨THE GOVERNMENTS OF MULTIPLE COUNTRIES BANDED TOGETHER TO LOCK US UP BUT WE’VE M...
03/03/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨3-3/UNDER THE GUN/8PM🚨🚨
🚨THE GOVERNMENTS OF MULTIPLE COUNTRIES BANDED TOGETHER TO LOCK US UP BUT WE’VE MANAGED TO SCRAMBLE THEIR DIGITAL SIGNALS LONG ENOUGH TO SPRINT TO UNDER THE GUN FOR A SET TONIGHT🚨
🚨🚨ROSEMARY’S OTHER BABY AND GREAT LAKES ACTIVITY CENTER WILL BE JOINING US IN THE RESISTANCE🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨TRUST NO ONE🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨YOU HAVE 10 MORE HOURS TO DECIPHER THE CODE🚨 🚨🚨SINCE OUR LAST SHOW THE GOVERNMENT HAS CONDUCTED COUNTLES...
02/16/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨YOU HAVE 10 MORE HOURS TO DECIPHER THE CODE🚨
🚨🚨SINCE OUR LAST SHOW THE GOVERNMENT HAS CONDUCTED COUNTLESS EXPERIMENTS ON US IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE US MORE DOCILE BUT WE’VE ESCAPED ONCE AGAIN THROUGH THE SEWERS🚨🚨
🚨TONIGHT WE RE-EMERGE AND BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND🚨
🚨🚨🚨2-16/10PM🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨HURRY AND DECIPHER THE CODE FOR OUR NEXT LOCATION🚨 🚨🚨WE ARE NOW IN THE TOP TEN MOST WANTED IMPROV TEAMS ...
02/15/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨HURRY AND DECIPHER THE CODE FOR OUR NEXT LOCATION🚨
🚨🚨WE ARE NOW IN THE TOP TEN MOST WANTED IMPROV TEAMS IN EVERY COUNTRY AND WE NEED TO PASS ALONG OUR SECRETS BEFORE BIG PHARMA MAKES US DISAPPEAR🚨🚨
🚨ONE MORE DAY🚨
🚨🚨🚨2-16/10PM🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨YOU MUST DISCOVER OUR LOCATION BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT DOES🚨 🚨🚨YOU CAN’T FATHOM THE GOVERNMENT SECRETS WE’...
02/14/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨YOU MUST DISCOVER OUR LOCATION BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT DOES🚨
🚨🚨YOU CAN’T FATHOM THE GOVERNMENT SECRETS WE’RE ABOUT TO EXPOSE🚨🚨
🚨TWO MORE DAYS🚨
🚨🚨🚨2-16/10PM🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING SO WE HAVE TO SPEAK IN CODE🚨🚨🚨IN THREE DAYS YOU WILL FIND US HERE AND WE WILL...
02/14/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING SO WE HAVE TO SPEAK IN CODE🚨
🚨🚨IN THREE DAYS YOU WILL FIND US HERE AND WE WILL SHARE THE HORRORS WE’VE SEEN INSIDE BIG BROTHER’S WALLS BEFORE WE CHEWED OUR WAY THROUGH🚨🚨
🚨2-16/10PM🚨
🚨🚨TRANSMISSION OVER🚨🚨

🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨 🚨THOUGH IT’S DEGRADING TO ADMIT THE GOVERNMENT RELEASED US FROM FEDERAL PRISON ON GOOD BEHAVIOR 🚨 🚨🚨WE WIL...
01/20/2019

🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨 🚨THOUGH IT’S DEGRADING TO ADMIT THE GOVERNMENT RELEASED US FROM FEDERAL PRISON ON GOOD BEHAVIOR 🚨 🚨🚨WE WILL NEVER BEHAVE WELL AGAIN🚨🚨 🚨WE’VE REROUTED GOVERNMENT DRONES TO CARRY US TO BUGHOUSE TONIGHT AT 10 AND WE WILL BE LOCKED UP AGAIN AFTER🚨 🚨🚨🚨DONT BELIEVE BIG BROTHER🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨1-13/10PM/iO🚨🚨🚨ROOSTER TANK IS BACK AFTER SPENDING OUR HOLIDAYS ESCAPING BIG GOVERNMENT ONCE AGAIN🚨 🚨🚨W...
01/13/2019

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨1-13/10PM/iO🚨🚨
🚨ROOSTER TANK IS BACK AFTER SPENDING OUR HOLIDAYS ESCAPING BIG GOVERNMENT ONCE AGAIN🚨
🚨🚨WE USED OUR DYNAMITE IMPROV TO CRUMBLE THE WALLS OF THE PENTAGON’S DUNGEON AND WE’RE BRINGING IT TO YOU AS WE OPEN FOR COOL AUNT🚨🚨
🚨THE SUPPRESSION OF OUR JOYFUL AND UPSETTING IMPROV GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP🚨
🚨🚨BIG PHARMA IS GETTING INVOLVED BUT THEY CAN’T STOP THE TRUTH🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨MESSAGE YOUR FAVORITE ROOSTER ABOUT COMPS🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨 🚨12-20/iO/8PM🚨🚨🚨SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A NICE FACE BEFORE REVEALING YOUR GENETICALLY ENGINEERED CH...
12/19/2018

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨12-20/iO/8PM🚨
🚨🚨SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A NICE FACE BEFORE REVEALING YOUR GENETICALLY ENGINEERED CHOMPING FANGS USED TO BRING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT🚨🚨
🚨IT IS DIFFICULT FOR US TO FIND DENTISTS🚨
🚨🚨ROOSTER TANK PLAYS IN SMALLPROV THIS THURSDAY AT 8PM🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK END TRANSMISSION🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨🚨12-9/8PM/iO🚨🚨🚨ROOSTER TANK HAS BEEN CHASED BY DRONES CONSTANTLY SINCE OUR LAST IMPROV SET CAUSED RIOTS I...
12/09/2018

🚨🚨🚨BAWK BAWK🚨🚨🚨
🚨12-9/8PM/iO🚨
🚨🚨ROOSTER TANK HAS BEEN CHASED BY DRONES CONSTANTLY SINCE OUR LAST IMPROV SET CAUSED RIOTS IN THE STREET🚨🚨
🚨TONIGHT WE EMERGE FROM THE SEWERS TO STICK IT TO BIG BROTHER ONCE AGAIN🚨
🚨🚨🚨COME WATCH US🚨 DONT TRUST ANYONE 🚨YOUR MOM IS A CYBORG🚨🚨🚨

🚨BAWK BAWK🚨 🚨🚨🚨12-2/7PM/THE CROWD🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨THE GOVERNMENT LOCKED US IN A CELLAR BUT WE’VE GNAWED OUR WAY THROUGH THE STEEL AN...
12/02/2018

🚨BAWK BAWK🚨
🚨🚨🚨12-2/7PM/THE CROWD🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨THE GOVERNMENT LOCKED US IN A CELLAR BUT WE’VE GNAWED OUR WAY THROUGH THE STEEL AND ARE GALLOPING TOWARDS THE CROWD TO OPEN FOR SHERLOCK ON SLACK TONIGHT🚨🚨
🚨BIG BROTHER CAN’T STOP US FROM PERFORMING NO MATTER HOW MANY CHEM TRAILS THEY SPREAD NEAR OUR ROOST🚨
🚨🚨🚨SHERLOCK ON SLACK IS ALWAYS A BANGER DON’T MISS IT🚨🚨🚨
🚨MAKE THE GOVERNMENT AFRAID🚨

Sherlock on Slack Jared Chapman

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