The Quad Laser Casino

05/18/2015

the last night of the QLC; gonna miss this suck out casino something awful!! cards hit the felt a touch after 7pm tonight. check in to see all the action!

03/31/2015

FB as really been on my ass about the Quad Laser Casino lately; where is the Quad located? have you recently been to the Quad? do you work at the Quad? it's like the pretzel money from the Simpsons. so to answer all Quad query stuff, reference the list:
the Quad is located in each and every one of us.
I have not.
I would like to say once upon a time I did work there but no formal employee/employer paperwork was filed or mentioned for that matter.
I have had s*x in the QLC.
I have lied about s*xing in the QLC.
I did s*xt very often tho; which explains blasting off with 3rd pair and no redraw. see what i did there?
I do hope this list sates the FB gods and I can get back to looking at ads for s**t at Sears I don't need much less want.

03/16/2015

There were growing FB concerns about the Quad being shut down. I called them up and politely said, "It's not fu***ng closed." They said, "Oh, okay," and I said, "Bitch, be cool," then hung up the phone. Physically hung up the phone, as I was on an old rotary landline.

03/10/2015

home is where the check raise is

11/17/2013

the 2013 WSOP was sponsored by Wild Turkey. the Quad Laser was way ahead of the curve there, lady and gents.

05/08/2013

found some lost Quad footage...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyeY4wTTErw

phil ivey takes offense to gavin calling him bro

04/14/2013

Quad Laser Revival? monthly? Bueller?

03/27/2013

what are the odds of getting this casino out of the muck this summer? 3:1? 4:1? i'd be down for bringing the Quad Laser back from the dead.

06/04/2012

The Quad Laser Casino will be closed this week for renovations- be sure to check back for an updated time and date on a reopening.

05/15/2012

come one, come all!! find all the thrills you need and apply your basic math skills to the many textured boards and see if your flush draw comes thru. open tonight at 7:30pm for reasonable drinking, excessive flat calls and all the word play you can handle!!