The Hot Karl

06/25/2025

To the tune of the Smiths’ “Girlfriend in a Coma”:
🎶 As***le in a Tesla I know, I know, he’s Oblivious 🎶

04/09/2021

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in HERE, up in HERE!
Y'all gon' make me go all out
Up in HERE, up in HERE!
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL
Up in HERE, up in HERE!
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
Up in HERE, up in HERE!

DMX, one of the most popular and successful rappers to emerge in the 1990s, died on Friday. He was 50. “We are deeply saddened to announce today that our loved one, DMX, birth name of Earl Simmons, passed away at 50-years-old at White Plains Hospital with his family by his side after being placed ...

05/02/2015

Who among you hasn't masterbated to Richard Marx's "Endless Summer Nights?"

10/29/2014

My biggest problem with that New York Street harassment video is how sexy the chick is.

08/27/2014

Retirement means you get to hit the Cooze Button a lot more.

08/13/2014

Interesting.

Last week, the U.S. Air Guitar Championships were held at the Midland. This week, it'll be pantomiming of a different kind downtown, when the Air...

06/18/2014

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The Podcast of Chicago's Late Night Guilty Pleasure: The Hot Karl. A Long-form Improv show running since 1999 in Chicago. The stage show is Saturdays, Midnight, at the ComedySportz Theater - 929 W.

06/18/2014

The show may have ended, but we can still offer you a top-shelf doinking. PM, please.

06/11/2014

Ladies and gentlemen, we were The Hot Karl. Goodnight.

06/10/2014

Well. This is it. The last waltz. The final show. After 15 years we are hanging up the dirty.

Come join us this Saturday, June 14th at midnight at ComedySportz at 929 W. Belmont for a few tears and ton of laughter.

The Hot Karl is dead! Long live The Hot Karl!