Figureyosh*tout , LLC

08/02/2026

Love never leaves it simply changes form. Thank you for every prayer, every lesson, and every hug. Until we meet again, Wela. 🤍

07/22/2026

This weekend, we’re bringing the vibes to the lake. 🌊☀️ Good food, cold drinks, boat rentals, pool vibes, and nonstop music by ™️ at Salerno’s Nautical Playpen. Grab your crew and we’ll see you at 31st Street Beach. 🍕🍔🍻🚤

07/15/2026

06/28/2026

🇺🇸 Chicago's biggest 4th of July waterfront party is going down at Salerno's Nautical Playpen! 🌊☀️

Kick off your Independence Day at **4:30 PM** with great food, cold drinks, pool vibes, sunbathing, and nonstop music by **DJWRCKS.iT** spinning Hip-Hop • House • R&B all evening.

🚤 Boat Rentals
🌊 Jet Ski Rentals
🛶 Kayaks & Paddle Boats
🏖️ Swimming Pool
☀️ Sun Bathe
🍔 Food & Drinks
📍31st St. Beach, Chicago
🎟️ **NO COVER**

🚗 Parking is limited—please Uber or Lyft if possible so everyone can enjoy the day safely.

Who's pulling up? 🇺🇸🎆🌴

03/27/2026

🚨 CHICAGO VENUE SEARCH 🚨

I’m building a new live event experience called “FigureYoSh*tOut” — a performance + music battle night with a live DJ, crowd energy, and real-time voting.

Think:
🎧 DJ-driven song battles (versus style)
🔥 Artists going head-to-head with live sets
🗳️ Crowd vote decides the winner
🎤 High-energy performance + open mic moments
⚡ Raw, unpredictable, and interactive

I’m currently looking for Chicago venues with a stage that can support this kind of night — bars, clubs, creative spaces, or theaters with strong sound + performance setup.

If you know a spot (or run one), drop it in the comments or tag them.

Also open to:
• monthly residency setups
• co-hosted events
• collabs with venues, DJs, or collectives

Trying to build something that feels like a live culture moment, not just another show.

Appreciate any leads 🙏🔥

03/27/2026

This Friday at Underpass 🔊

I’ll be DJing “On a Request Line” — a night where YOU control the vibe 🎧

Bring your energy, bring your song requests, and let’s build the set together in real time. From throwbacks to current heat… nothing is off limits.

Good music. Raw energy. Crowd-driven night.

Pull up early, stay late. Let’s make it one to remember.