The Woodlawn Yacht Club

02/28/2014

Just another Friday afternoon at The Woodlawn Yacht Club...

02/25/2014

Oh what's that? Just another midnight taco binge.

02/20/2014

A Two-Part Viewing Feature: Miracle and USA-Canada Olympic men's semifinal!

What: Miracle
When: 10:30 pm tonight (Thursday February 20th)
Where: The Woodlawn Yacht Club

What: USA-Canada Olympic men's semifinal
When: 11:00 am tomorrow morning (Friday February 21st)
Where: The Woodlawn Yacht Club

USA! USA! USA!

02/19/2014

Look at this motherf&$%er! Commodore Dennis departs Hyde Park via the spacetime portal device and heads to the slopes of Sochi, Russia to catch the rest of the . Safe travels comrade!

02/16/2014

First Commodore Griffin Dennis readies to warp through spacetime.

02/15/2014

"You need to reactivate your cable," they said. "Those error messages indicate Comcast needs to repair/replace your box," they said. "Your cable will not work until it is fixed," they said.

Well, we knew what we needed to do: appease the almighty BONESAW THE INDEFATIGABLE, for we have sacrificed unto him and he has blessed us with the great cable of yore without a single visit from Comcast. Say what? Bonesaw!

02/10/2014

01/29/2014

We are currently the 3rd most-reviewed yacht club in Chicago, with 4.8 stars out of 5! Thank you for all your feedback!

The Woodlawn Yacht Club - The swag capital of the world (or at least Hyde Park).

11/24/2013

Great news fans, The Woodlawn Yacht Club is now on Google Maps! Please help us out by writing a review! Have a great week.

10/27/2013

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09/27/2013

HEY. HEY EVERYONE. COME AND SEE HOW GOOD WE LOOK.