Twizzle Entertainment

02/21/2018

Hey, Twizzle: check this out.

12/04/2017

Due to a private, family matter, we cannot accept any bookings for the foreseeable future.
We'll be back in action ASAP.

11/04/2017

Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there lived a village of tiny people called "trids". They were very happy in their tiny village.
But one day, a giant came and kicked the little trids all over the village. This went on, day after day, week after week, until the mayor of Tridville had had enough. He gathered up his courage, and marched right into the giant's cave. He told the giant to stop kicking the trids.
Well, the giant just laughed and kicked the mayor all the way back to Tridville.
After another week of daily kickings, the mayor had had enough again. But, he knew that if he returned to the giant's cave, he'd REALLY get a kicking. So the mayor turned to the only other person in the village who might have some influence over the giant, an old Rabbi.
Well, the next day, the old Rabbi went to the giant's cave, and he asked the giant to stop kicking the trids, and also to find something or someone else to kick.
The giant just laughed and laughed and said, "Silly Rabbi! Kicks are for trids!"

09/04/2017

What do you call a dog with no legs? Whatever you want: he's not going to come.

Seriously, though. We love dogs, no matter how many legs they have.

08/04/2017

Bob & Fred are Boy Scouts. They're on a camping trip, but there's a problem. There's two of them, but only one tent, and it's a small, one-man pup tent.
They argue back and forth for a while, then play a round of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock, to decide who sleeps in the tent. It begins to rain.
Bob wins the tent, crawls inside and goes to sleep.
Fred lays on the ground, kicking himself for not double-checking the tent. At least he has his survival blanket. He falls asleep.
Suddenly, two bears come into the camp and paw and maul Fred. After the bears leave, he tries to get Bob to trade places, but Bob doesn't believe Fred about the bears and won't trade.
Fred lies down by the dying fire and tries to sleep.
But, the bears come back. They really maul Fred badly, and he crawls over to the tent. He tells Bob about the bears, and in desperation, Bob trades with Fred, just to shut him up.
Bob lies by the fire and goes to sleep.
The bears come back. One turns to the other and says, "We've beaten up the guy outside of the tent enough. Let's get the guy in the tent...."

03/20/2016

....which is why we do what we do.

Deep Life Quotes: The most beautiful moments in life are seeing a smile on a person's face and knowing that you have contributed to his/her happiness. www.livelifehappy.com

03/05/2016

Twizzle rolls her eyes at jokes like these.

02/13/2016

Very punny.

=Sir Bacon=

01/14/2016

We sleep well at night.

12/17/2014

I want this.

09/16/2014

Why did the gallus gallus domesticus traverse the asphalt pavement?

07/02/2014

We will not be accepting any events on August 9 & August 16. We are moving on those days.