06/04/2026
Step right up, my sweet little screamers…
Freakshow’s Rent-A-Clown is officially open for business. 🎪
That’s right. Since WAKC and Kush have been making so much noise lately, I figured I’d put them to good use.
Need birthday party entertainment?
Need someone to ruin a perfectly normal evening?
Need a clown to stand awkwardly nearby while you sing your heart out?
Perfect.
I present to you: WAKC and Kush — now available for questionable decisions, karaoke chaos, and public embarrassment.
Will they be happy about this?
Absolutely not.
Will that stop me from advertising it at Skaryokee?
Also absolutely not.
Join us 6/6/26 from 7pm till 11pm at The Avenue Bar and Grill for Skaryokee, where the songs will be loud, the clowns will be irritated, and I will be taking full credit for every ounce of chaos.
So tell me…
Which clown are you renting first — WAKC, Kush, or the terrible package deal?
For legal reasons, WAKC and Kush have not approved this message.
For theatrical reasons, I do not care.