Sir Goony's Chattanooga

08/25/2026

08/18/2026

It’s finally cooling off! Bring your friends and family and feel the breeze in your hair! Open 10-7pm , see you soon 🏎️😆

08/15/2026

Sir Goony's will be closing at 5pm tomorrow, Sunday, August 16th, for our staff appreciation party.

We want to say thank you to our staff for a great season and their hard work before everyone is back at school!

08/13/2026

WHICH GOONY STATUE ARE YOU? ⛳️👀
swipe to find out >>>>>>>



🐙 THE OCTOPUS — The Multitasker
You have WAY too much going on at once, but somehow you make it work. You’re clever, adaptable, and always juggling five things at the same time. Nobody knows how you do it.

🐛 THE WORM or….Snail?— The Chill One
You’re laid-back, easygoing, and just happy to be here. Nothing really gets to you. You’re along for the ride and somehow always having a good time.

😈 THE PURPLE-PEOPLE EATER — The Dramatic One
You’re mysterious, theatrical, and probably making everything more dramatic than it needs to be. You thrive on attention and definitely have a story for everything.

🦖 GOONYSAURUS — The Wild Card
You’re unpredictable, chaotic, and ALWAYS down for an adventure. Nobody knows what you’re going to do next — including you.

08/07/2026

The fun doesn’t run itself! We’re always busy working behind the scenes to keep the good times rolling! 💪

07/14/2026

🚨 Employee of the Month Alert! 🚨

A huge congratulations to Aidan, our June Employee of the Month! Thanks for all your hard work and for helping make Sir Goony’s an awesome place to be. 🎉🏆

07/05/2026

✨🇺🇸 The holiday weekend isn’t over until you’ve had a round of mini golf, facepainted as a tiger, superhero, princess, or anything else fun off of our board! ⏰ NOON-6PM TODAY!!🎨✨

07/04/2026

07/03/2026

BAD NEWS: Hot dogs were harmed during the filming of this TikTok. GOOD NEWS: We sell hot dogs now.