Zelnik the Magician

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Being a magician means distracting you from reality. So here is a distraction that will hopefully brighten your day.I do...
03/23/2026

Being a magician means distracting you from reality. So here is a distraction that will hopefully brighten your day.

I don't care how old I get. If I'm in a store and I see a toy with "Try me" on it, I'm pushing those buttons.

I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a
cheese.
It's just a curd to me.

It was so windy today that when I was walking to the gym I got blown into the wine store

A friend caught me in action at The Magician's Table the other night. Thanks Scott.
03/14/2026

A friend caught me in action at The Magician's Table the other night. Thanks Scott.

Only 2 more Magicians Tables left for me. Tonight and Thursday. It has been a ton of fun. This is the last week.
03/10/2026

Only 2 more Magicians Tables left for me. Tonight and Thursday. It has been a ton of fun. This is the last week.

Back at it after a couple of weeks off.
02/19/2026

Back at it after a couple of weeks off.

Here is a short video about The Magician’s Table that I am happily involved with. I actually made it into this video.
01/15/2026

Here is a short video about The Magician’s Table that I am happily involved with. I actually made it into this video.

We are into the new year and I want to start off in the right direction. So, here are a few funnies for you. You are wel...
01/06/2026

We are into the new year and I want to start off in the right direction. So, here are a few funnies for you. You are welcome.

My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself... and now I’m seriously wondering if my days around here are numbered.

I'm not using Amazon anymore! I ordered grain for my chickens.
But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.

85% of Americans don't know how to do basic math.
Thank God I'm part of the other 25%.

Doing a few bonus shows with this crew. Starting the year like we finished it, lots of magic.
01/02/2026

Doing a few bonus shows with this crew. Starting the year like we finished it, lots of magic.

Finishing the year with some really “cool” magic.
12/31/2025

Finishing the year with some really “cool” magic.

The Magician's Table has been a blast so far. If you haven't finished your Christmas shopping this would be a great gift...
12/17/2025

The Magician's Table has been a blast so far. If you haven't finished your Christmas shopping this would be a great gift. I will be there on:
Wednesday December 31st - 3:30 & 7:00
Sunday January 11 - 2:00
Wednesday January 28 - 8:00
Thursday January 29 - 7:30
Friday January 30 - 8:00.
Let me know if you plan on attending one of these nights so that I can say hi. Might even be able to arrange performing at your table.

As always I am available for company and private events. check out www.zelnikthemagician.com.

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