06/22/2026
TRIGGER WARNING: 4th GRADE MATH. This one is dedicated to all the people who got in trouble for drawing on their schoolwork back in the day. I even ended up triggering myself because the red pen I used for teacher comments is the same color of blood red that my fourth grade teacher used to use when she'd grade papers. It's been forty years, but my inner ten year old still shivers when she sees "See me!" and the ominous frownie face. Fortunately, Norman and Shark are not deterred by bad grades or scolding. The Queen Anne's Revenge is going on this pop quiz whether you like it or not, lady!
All this talk of long division caused a discussion between Mr. Karlsson and me about the different ways that long division was taught back in the '80s. Apparently, in Sweden they used some system that they called the laying down chair or something like that. After having a frank exchange of ideas over which system was better, we both agreed that neither one of us would be able to figure out common core math. 🧮📝