08/30/2026
WHERE THE HELL IS BLADES OF GLORY THIS WEEK? 🍔
Excellent question. We barely know ourselves.
🏥 TONIGHT — Gulf Coast Hospital | 9PM–1AM
Serving the night shift, insomniacs, and anyone making important burger decisions at midnight.
🚗 MONDAY — Sam Galloway Ford | 11AM–2PM
No credit check required for burgers.
🎱 TUESDAY — Rack’em Billiards | 6PM–11PM
Come shoot pool. Eat beef. Miss an easy shot. Blame the cue.
📦 WEDNESDAY — Safa Goods Wholesale Warehouse | 11AM–2PM
Lunch has entered the warehouse.
🎱 THURSDAY — Rack’em Billiards | 6PM–1AM
Seven hours of burgers. Surely nothing could go wrong.
🍺 SUNDAY 9/6 — Fort Myers Brewing | 12PM–8PM
Cold beer. Hot burgers. Sunday responsibilities successfully avoided.
🚗 MONDAY 9/7 — Sam Galloway Ford | 11AM–2PM
Then we start the whole damn thing over again.