Paranoia Haunted House

08/10/2026

Have you seen the news? Paranoia made the Scare Factor top 10 for last year! We've got tons of new screams for this coming season, so buckle up.

This was our scariest haunt list, based on last year's 2025 Scare Factor review scores. Who do you think will be on the list this year?

08/06/2026

Final call for creatures of the night! 🎃 If you’ve got the guts to bring the scares, we want you. Sign up at paranoiahaunt.com/monster and we'll see you Saturday!

08/04/2026

Some people suppress their dark side. We give ours some cash and a stage. Casting call is open this Saturday, 1-3pm and 5-7pm. Apply now at paranoiahaunt.com/monster

07/29/2026

Our casting call starts right now! Whether you're a seasoned scream queen, a master of darkness, or just really good at popping out of the shadows, we want YOU in our monster family. Get signed up on our website.

07/17/2026

YOU can be the monster hiding under the bed. No experience? No problem! We'll teach you the art of the scare. Sign up now at paranoiahaunt.com/monster

07/14/2026

Ever felt like you belonged in the dark? Here’s your chance to prove it. Paranoia is officially looking for fresh blood to join our scare crew for the upcoming season. Sign up at paranoiahaunt.com/monster

07/13/2026

Ready to be on the other side of the screams? We're looking to expand our team for the 2026 season! Monster auditions are coming up fast, so sign up at paranoiahaunt.com/monster now

07/12/2026

Do you suffer from Resting Witch Face? Put it to good use! We're looking for new monsters this year! If you think you've got what it takes, sign up at paranoiahaunt.com/monster

07/03/2026

Caution: excessive screaming is imminent. Join the hottest haunted house event of the summer for ONE NIGHT ONLY, July 11th! You'll experience never-before-seen scares and have a blast in our monster midway. Grab your tickets now! paranoiahaunt.com/tickets