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06/12/2024

Did you hear what happened when the cook ran out of potatoes?

He had to Risotto to making a Muenster mash!

25/10/2024

Why are vampires allergic to back pain?

Because they can’t get garlic knots!

09/05/2024

I just saw this new movie based on a book about sailors.

It’s called Brandy through the Looking Glass!

18/04/2024

How were the police able to rescue Taylor Swift?

They found her “Message In A Bottle”

03/04/2024

What is a pacifist’s favorite cereal?

Quaker Oats!

30/03/2024

Who’s a Rabbit’s favorite comedian?

Carrot Top!

22/03/2024

Do you know what happened when Huey Lewis got a job at the newspaper?

He started workin’ For a Livin’

14/03/2024

Why did the singer take a shower?

Because they had to go to the Soap Opera!

26/02/2024

Do you know why I quit working at KFC? Because they paid me Chicken Tender instead of legal tender!

11/02/2024

Do you know what a Kansas City chiefs fan says when they loss the Super bowl?

Mahomes team just lost! What a Travisty! I guess we should have seen the the red Herreing that predicted this Swift defeat. So while this is Farrell goodbye to their Bush League performance, at Kelec we don’t have to see them celebrate by doing the Humphrey dance!

02/02/2024

A coworker was complaining about outdated technology. I said it’s the government, everything is supposed to be old and out of date including the politicians.

27/01/2024

Do you what Adam called Eve?

His prime rib!

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