Rockwell Asylum Records

Rockwell Asylum Records Three souls — JP, Miss Dorthy & Connie— founded Rockwell Asylum Records at the Rockwell Senior Asylum. True stories, real lyrics, AI-generated sound.

Where tech meets heart, they forged a new genre: real emotion, reimagined through code. Professional sailing bum for over 50 years. I'm now writing my stories in lyrics instead of upon pages. My sailing stories are true stories of my misspent you/buckling across the Caribbean, my friends, and I at the Rockwell senior asylum sit outside in front of our little forest. Smoke pot all day and create beautiful lyrics. I hope you enjoy. Let me know.

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08/29/2026

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08/21/2026

FORT LAUDERDALE DAZE — from SEA TRIALS

Before the islands, before the passages, before half the stories I probably shouldn’t be telling… there was Fort Lauderdale.

Boats, beaches, canals, rum, questionable judgment, and Sunday mornings drifting through the Isles of Venice dressed like we had somewhere respectable to be.

We called it High Mass.

No preacher. No pews. Just friends, sunshine, music, and whatever the hell showed up in the boat.

“Fort Lauderdale Daze” is another page from SEA TRIALS — Reflections, Passages, Ports and Folks — 74 years of testing the rigging and occasionally discovering the rigging was more reliable than the crew.

Connie Reed & The Rockwell Senior Band

Turn it up. Pour something cold. Welcome aboard.

08/16/2026
08/04/2026

Old-school sailors tattooed a pig on one foot and a rooster on the other. Not for luck in general — for one very specific promise: to never drown.

The logic was pure age-of-sail: pigs and roosters shipped in wooden crates. When a ship went down, the crates floated — and sometimes the pig and the rooster were the only souls that made it to shore. Sailors figured the animals carried some charm against the sea, and ink was cheaper than a lifeboat.

The US Navy's own historians trace the tradition back through centuries of seagoing superstition, alongside gold earrings, no bananas aboard, and never whistling on watch.

Do you carry any superstition on the water — a ritual, a charm, a thing you'd never say out loud before a passage? Be honest. ⚓

Note: Image is AI-generated. It’s costly and difficult to obtain images of real people.

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2827 Barrow Road
Candler, NC
28269

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Monday 11am - 8pm
Tuesday 11am - 8pm
Wednesday 11am - 8pm
Thursday 11am - 8pm
Friday 11am - 8pm
Saturday 11am - 8pm
Sunday 9am - 6pm

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