04/11/2026
🎭 AUDITION NOTICE: "Drinking Habits" by Tom Smith 🍷
About the Show
Set in a quiet convent in the 1960s, *Drinking Habits* follows the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing as they secretly make wine to fund their good works. But when two reporters arrive undercover to investigate rumors of a convent “scandal,” chaos erupts—especially when mistaken identities, romantic misunderstandings, and hidden agendas collide.
As the lies pile up, the wine flows, and the convent becomes a whirlwind of hilarity, one thing becomes clear: everyone has something to hide!
📅 **Audition Dates:** May 4 & May 5, 2026
⏰ Time: 6:00 p.m.
📍 Location: The Westmoreland Players Theater
🔁 Callbacks (if needed): May 6, 2026 at 6:00 p.m.
🎟️ Performance Dates: August 14–30, 2026
What to Prepare
• Cold readings from the script will be provided
• Please arrive 10–15 minutes early to complete paperwork
• Be prepared to read multiple roles
• Comedy experience is a plus, but not required—strong energy and commitment matter most!
Characters
• Sister Augusta – Female, 20–45
• Sister Philamena – Female, 20–45
• Mother Superior – Female, 50–70
• George – Male, 20–30
• Father Chenille – Male, 50–70
• Sally – Female, 30–40
• Paul – Male, 30–40
• Sister Mary Catherine – Female, 20–30
🌐 For more information and character descriptions, visit:
https://www.westmorelandplayers.org/auditions
Come join the fun—this fast-paced farce is full of laughs, heart, and just a little mischief! 😄
Drinking Habits by Tom Smith
Produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc. (www.playscripts.com)
A community theatre serving the Northern Neck of Virginia
