Cincinnati Funny Bone Open Mic w/ Brian Million

08/05/2026

🚨 Mark your calendar
Signup Link: Mondays, August 31
Next mic: Thursday, September 3rd

🎉🥳🎤

07/20/2026

The crowd had us playing a little game of “trust the process” last week. 😅 We started a little light, but about 10 minutes later people started pouring in. By the end of the night, it looked like we were headed for a sellout. That’s the kind of comeback we like to see. 😂

Huge thanks to everyone who hit the stage and everyone who came out to laugh. You all made it another fun night at the Cincinnati Funny Bone!

We’re shooting to have the next open mic on Thursday, September 3rd. I’ll drop all the details when it’s configured, so keep an eye out. Until then, enjoy a few photos from last week’s show! 📸🎤 ✌🏾

07/13/2026

OUT OF TOWN COMICS ONLY (3 Spots):
Here's the Signup Link
**OUT OF TOWN means you LIVE [MORE] THAN 1 HOUR (60 miles) from the Cincinnati Funny Bone

Please review the available slots below and click on the button to sign up. Thank you!

07/13/2026

🚨 Quick PSA before the 3:00 PM link drop🚨

The 3PM link is for out-of-town comics ONLY. If you live within an hour or 60 miles of the Cincinnati Funny Bone, that link is not for you, no matter how tempting it looks.

I promise you, we will check. And if a "local comic" gets caught sneaking a spot through the out-of-town link, that's an automatic “no-Funny-Bone-for-you situation.” Not forever. Just... long enough for you to reflect.

Love you all. ☮️

07/13/2026

FLAG ON THE PLAY: Someone accidentally double-booked himself two spots. 🙏 Shoutout to him for flagging it — that's a solid.

Which means 1 spot just opened back up.
If you missed the first round, this is your shot. Link's live — first to jump in gets it.
Go. 🏃‍♂️🎤

Signup Link: https://bit.ly/4vo7X3B

07/13/2026

Animals! All of you. 🦁

All LOCAL spots filled in 90 seconds. NINETY. I didn't even finish hitting send before it was over.

I'm super hyped for this mic Thursday.

Didn't get a spot? Don't panic — there are still 3 bucket spots available night-of. Check the other post in this feed for the details (pre-show meeting, before the show starts, no exceptions).

See you animals Thursday. 🎤

07/13/2026

LOCAL COMICS ONLY:
Here's the Signup Link
**LOCAL means you LIVE [LESS] THAN 1 HOUR (60 miles) from the Cincinnati Funny Bone

Please review the available slots below and click on the button to sign up. Thank you!

07/13/2026

🚨 **OPEN MIC HOUSEKEEPING** 🚨

If you get a spot, I must be able to add you to the **Facebook Messenger group**.

That group is where you’ll receive promotion posts, updates, housekeeping notes, and everything else related to the mic.

Not Instagram. Not smoke signals. **Facebook.**

If I cannot find your Facebook account and add you to the group, your spot WILL BE RELEASED to someone else.

Please make sure your Facebook name is recognizable and your account can be found.

Respectfully, I am not launching a missing-person investigation. 😂

07/13/2026

If you not able to grab a spot on the mic, there will be 3 bucket spots available the night of the mic (Thursday, 7/16).

**Signups for bucket spots are BEFORE the show starts AT THE PRE-SHOW MEETING. Zero sign-ups once the show begins.**