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Biddies Um, excuse me are you open? Sorry, we just closed. Please sir, my child, she's sick...
Listen friend--
You don't understand. My daughter she's dying. Oh my god.

Cold Coffee is an ever-changing monthly comedy show conceived of and performed by the Biddies (Brandon Dzirko, Alexandria Iona, Gabrielle, and Brett Vetterlein) along with a rotating cast of their best friends. She needs cold coffee. Could it be...? Please, will you let us in. Yes of course, come in. (to himself) Could this be the child the prophecy fortold. How much for a gallon of cold coffee. F

ree. Free? Well almost free. Answer one question for me. ..Ok. Your daughter, what day and what year was she born? July 4, 2776, just three years ago. And what color are her eyes? You said one question. Please, I'll give you all the cold coffee she can stomach. Well her eyes... well they are the color of the palest moon glow. Yes! And does she have a third ni**le right above her belly button? How... did you know? Ma'am your daughter is a God in my faith. You're not...
Yes, I am a follower of the way of the Pah-tree-oats, that ancient religion from before the bomb. My religion tells of a girl who would be born 1,000 years after the formation of the United State of America, with eyes like moon glow and a third ni**le above her belly button. She was to be a savior of the world and have an insatiable thirst for cold coffee. Please I don't seek trouble. Yet trouble finds you. Your daughter is a god and I can teach her powers to unite the world in everlasting peace and harmony, if you'll let me. .. do you promise me you won't harm her? I promise that I will protect your child with my life if necessary. Here take her. And please, when she cries in the middle of the night, starving for cold coffee, let her drink deep and sing her my grandmothers lullaby. As you wish. Thank you. All of mother earth will one day know your name as the mother of the Savior of Humanity. Maybe so.... maybe so....

04/10/2018

Lil Biddies doing our 3rd ever improv show tomorrow night. Please come support us on this new and exciting journey!

Tonight is a night!
02/03/2018

Tonight is a night!

12/13/2017

Tis the season to fight with your loved ones!

11/06/2017
10/31/2017

Here's a special lil Halloween treat from your favorite goblins, the Biddies!

10/12/2017
09/11/2017
Photos from our first ever Cold Coffee! Thanks to all our friends who joined us. Don't forget to TAG YOURSELVES!
08/17/2017

Photos from our first ever Cold Coffee!

Thanks to all our friends who joined us. Don't forget to TAG YOURSELVES!

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