The Drunk Texts

The Drunk Texts Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Welcome to... The Drunk Texts.

06/03/2026

The shark puppet we actually use in the show eats…. but no spoilers.

Drinking games! Puppets! All your favorite quotes Shakespearean-ified! Don’t miss FORSOOTH, JAWS!

Fri June 5th at 9pm at - $12 tix still available🦈

06/02/2026

Amity Island awaits all who dare to enter the BAR for Forsooth, Jaws! this Friday, June 5th at 9pm at !

All your favorite lines Shakespeare-ified + drinking games & audience participation. Kick off your summer with us at The Drunk Texts!

$12 tix at the 🔗 in bio!

06/01/2026

This Fri June 5th at 9pm at - FORSOOTH, JAWS 🦈

Get your $12 tickets now at the 🔗 in bio for our boozy Shakespearean take on this summer blockbuster!

05/29/2026

Don’t worry… bar will be fully stocked and ready for Forsooth, Jaws! ONE WEEK from today!

And you’re gonna need it…at a Drunk Texts show YOU drink along with our cast! There will be drinking games, there will be drunken sea shanties, there will be SHARKS!

Get your $12 tickets now at the link in bio!

05/28/2026

Here’s a sneak peek of what you can expect next Friday at our drunken performance of Forsooth, Jaws!

Iconic monologues Shakespeare-ified, drinking games, puppets + more await you on Friday, June 5th at 9pm at !

Get your $12 tickets now at the 🔗 in bio!

01/18/2026

Ten years. Four more drunk texts.

Season 10 lineup reveal — Part 2 of 3
🦈 | 👽 | ⚡ | 💃

🎟️ Tickets on sale Monday — link in bio.


01/17/2026

THE DRUNK TEXTS turns 10. 🥴📱

Season Announcement Part 1 of 3 🍻 | 🎟️ Tickets on sale Monday


May the Fourth weekend at The RAT NYC is fast approaching! And you KNOW we’re celebrating big with THREE performances of...
04/22/2025

May the Fourth weekend at The RAT NYC is fast approaching! And you KNOW we’re celebrating big with THREE performances of Shakespearean Star Wars!

Friday, May the Second at 9pm - Andrew Sanford’s STAR WARS: A HOPE RENEW’D

Saturday, May the Third at 9pm - Andrew Sanford’s STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE DOTH PROTEST

Sunday, May the Fourth at 5pm - Mike Gregorek’s STAR WARS THE PREQUELS: A COMEDY OF ERRORS

Tickets are on sale now at thedrunktexts.com!

The Prequels is part of The RAT NYC’s big one year birthday celebration! $15 tickets include admission to a pre-show reception at 3pm!

03/13/2025

Calling all fans! You haven’t seen drama until you’ve seen restoration comedy…Come see our take on William Wycherley’s The Country Wife (complete with drinking games) TOMORROW at 9pm at ! $12 tickets are available now at the link in bio.

01/23/2025

Join us TOMORROW NIGHT at The RAT in DUMBO for Shakespearean adaptation The Merry Busters of Ghosts! Click the link in bio for $12 tickets!

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