The Drunk Texts

The Drunk Texts Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Welcome to... The Drunk Texts.

01/18/2026

Ten years. Four more drunk texts.

Season 10 lineup reveal — Part 2 of 3
🦈 | 👽 | ⚡ | 💃

🎟️ Tickets on sale Monday — link in bio.


01/17/2026

THE DRUNK TEXTS turns 10. 🥴📱

Season Announcement Part 1 of 3 🍻 | 🎟️ Tickets on sale Monday


May the Fourth weekend at The RAT NYC is fast approaching! And you KNOW we’re celebrating big with THREE performances of...
04/22/2025

May the Fourth weekend at The RAT NYC is fast approaching! And you KNOW we’re celebrating big with THREE performances of Shakespearean Star Wars!

Friday, May the Second at 9pm - Andrew Sanford’s STAR WARS: A HOPE RENEW’D

Saturday, May the Third at 9pm - Andrew Sanford’s STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE DOTH PROTEST

Sunday, May the Fourth at 5pm - Mike Gregorek’s STAR WARS THE PREQUELS: A COMEDY OF ERRORS

Tickets are on sale now at thedrunktexts.com!

The Prequels is part of The RAT NYC’s big one year birthday celebration! $15 tickets include admission to a pre-show reception at 3pm!

03/13/2025

Calling all fans! You haven’t seen drama until you’ve seen restoration comedy…Come see our take on William Wycherley’s The Country Wife (complete with drinking games) TOMORROW at 9pm at ! $12 tickets are available now at the link in bio.

01/23/2025

Join us TOMORROW NIGHT at The RAT in DUMBO for Shakespearean adaptation The Merry Busters of Ghosts! Click the link in bio for $12 tickets!

Who ya gonna call? 👻The Merry Busters of Ghosts of course! We’re kicking off the 2025 season with plenty of ecto-cooler ...
01/14/2025

Who ya gonna call? 👻

The Merry Busters of Ghosts of course! We’re kicking off the 2025 season with plenty of ecto-cooler at Andrew Sanford’s Shakespearean adaptation of Ghostbusters on Friday, January 24th at 9pm at The Rat NYC.

$12 tickets are on sale now at thedrunktexts.com!

01/14/2025

THE DRUNK TEXTS 2025 SEASON IS HERE 🍻

👻 The Merry Busters of Ghosts - JAN 24 ✝️ Not Another Romeo + Juliet - FEB 14 🔀 The Country Wife Swap - MARCH 14 ☕️ The Importance of Being Drunk and Earnest - APRIL 18
⭐️ Star Wars: A Hope Renew’d - MAY 2 ⭐️ Star Wars: The Empire Doth Protest - MAY 3 ⭐️ Star Wars: The Prequels - MAY 4
🌊 The Mock Tempest - JUNE 6
🦈 Forsooth, Jaws! or, The Taming of the Shark (WORLD PREMIERE) - JULY 5 🪄 Harry I or, The Knave Who Hath Liv’d - JULY 31, AUG 1
😈 The Devil Weareth Prada or, A Wintour’s Tale - SEPT 5
💅 Meaneth Girls or, The Tragedy of Regina George - OCT 3
😱 Thou Wilt Scream - OCT 24
🧸 Much Ado About Toy Story (WORLD PREMIERE) - NOV 21
🎄 A Christmas Carol - DEC 12, 13

Tickets for Merry Busters of Ghosts and Not Another Romeo + Juliet are available now at the link in bio!

Let us know what y’all are most excited for!

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01/11/2025

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Friday’s performance of A Drunk Christmas Carol is officially SOLD OUT!But there’s no need to say Bah Humbug just yet…ti...
12/16/2024

Friday’s performance of A Drunk Christmas Carol is officially SOLD OUT!

But there’s no need to say Bah Humbug just yet…tickets remain for our shows on Saturday 12/21 at The Rat NYC and Monday 12/23 at QED Astoria but are going fast! Get yours now at thedrunktexts.com.

12/11/2024

On the 10th Day of Drunk Textmas our drunk cast gave to thee…Scrooge Doing A Viral Dance With His Ghost Back-Up Dancers!

And you read that right - if this reel gets 1000 likes, host will perform the Loathing dance LIVE at our Christmas Carol performances! What is this feeling? Certainly not Bah Humbug!

Dec 20 & 21 at The Rat NYC
Dec 23 at QED Astoria
Tix at thedrunktexts.com

We’re excited to welcome Dwayne Hill (the ORIGINAL Coach Carr!) to the Drunk Texts family as he reprises his role in tom...
11/14/2024

We’re excited to welcome Dwayne Hill (the ORIGINAL Coach Carr!) to the Drunk Texts family as he reprises his role in tomorrow’s performance of Meaneth Girls or, The Tragedy of Regina George! How fetch is that!

The show is SOLD OUT! But don’t worry, there are plenty of tickets remaining for our annual performances of A (Drunk) Christmas Carol December 20th and 21st! Get yours now at thedrunktexts.com.

Meaneth Girls or, The Tragedy of Regina George is SOLD OUT y’all! Didn’t get tickets to Friday’s performance? Don’t worr...
11/13/2024

Meaneth Girls or, The Tragedy of Regina George is SOLD OUT y’all!

Didn’t get tickets to Friday’s performance? Don’t worry, there are more Drunk Texts shows on the horizon!

Join us December 20th and 21st for A (Drunk) Christmas Carol - featuring carols, holiday spirit(s) and puppets! Head to thedrunktexts.com for tickets!

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