The Panic Table

The Panic Table Cinematic horror. Unsettling comedy. High-fidelity actual play. Immersive TTRPG storytelling with high production values and low survival rates.

Attention, shoppers. Coming soon.
03/23/2026

Attention, shoppers. Coming soon.

02/16/2026

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02/13/2026

The joy of painting.

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02/11/2026

Thank you for shopping.

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02/09/2026

Complaint registered.

Our chilling feature-length one-shot Daggerheart AP is now available, starring Olympic medalist Laurie Hernandez, Anne the Gnome, and Gina Susanna . [Link in bio.]

Learn defensive driving.Now on YT. Link in bio.
02/06/2026

Learn defensive driving.

Now on YT. Link in bio.

Remember: Hands at ten and two.
02/04/2026

Remember: Hands at ten and two.

Four trigger-happy criminal Dirtbags with proximity-triggered explosive collars. One simple mission to reclaim some farm...
05/26/2025

Four trigger-happy criminal Dirtbags with proximity-triggered explosive collars. One simple mission to reclaim some farmland. How bad could it go? Tune in Friday and FIND OUT! Featuring as the game marshal. As always, praise upon praise to for the bananas visuals.

4 travlers alone in the mountains with nothing but the squeals of the oncoming horde to greet them…•Will they survive th...
04/30/2025

4 travlers alone in the mountains with nothing but the squeals of the oncoming horde to greet them…

Will they survive the night? 🔥🐗

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And find out!

02/16/2025

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