La Canasta

04/08/2020

Just a reminder that The Godmother - aka my last live scripted t!tty show *ever* - is still available to rent on Vimeo on Demand, but only until this Friday April 10th! 🇮🇹 This would be an excellent time to cook some of that panic-hoarded pasta and catch some bonkers amazing performances by an incredible cast (all of whom super appreciate your financial support-via-rental-fee, btw) ... 🍝 Rent at vimeo.com/ondemand/thegodmother (or at the link in bio) 🍷
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04/04/2020

𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝓷, 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 🇮🇹
Looking for some Saturday-night quarantine fun? Why not cook some of that panic-hoarded pasta, open a box of wine and watch The Godmother? 🇮🇹 This epic tale of power, revenge and butts was presented live on stage for one night only in 2019, but now you can re-live the saga from the comfort of your own social isolation! 🇮🇹
Rent The Godmother on Vimeo on demand - it’s only available until April 10th! This is one offer you cannot refuse. 🇮🇹
Rent for just $7.50 at vimeo . com / ondemand / thegodmother (link in bio!) 🇮🇹
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04/03/2020

𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕥.⁠⠀
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Let's celebrate the mad brilliance and the stunning beauty of burlesque.⁠⠀
Let's exalt the triumph of art over adversity.⁠⠀
Let's create, laugh, cry together - even if it's over great distances.⁠⠀
Let's not let economics dictate the shape of our creations for once.⁠⠀
Let's devise some joy for ourselves and others at a moment when it's desperately needed.⁠⠀
(And let's hope this isn't actually an annual situation.)⁠⠀
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𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.⁠⠀
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Submissions open Monday, April 6th. Stay tuned for info.⁠⠀
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12/03/2019

12/03/2019

DEAL WITH THE PERFECT MAJESTY THAT IS MY SMALL DOG. Deal with it. 🖤

12/02/2019

Been there, done that, made the t-shirt 👚 🏙 (Thanks & for the conceptual assistance and for the design finesse!) @ Brooklyn, Connecticut

12/01/2019

Glamourous, spacious, luxurious, clean. And the backstage is pretty nice, too. 💎

11/29/2019

Black FriYAY sale at ! 💜 GET 20% OFF ALL ORDERS THRU DEC 1st! 💜 Order now for holiday / NYE delivery - link in bio or go to BrooklynBoas • c o m - let’s make something fabulous! 💜
@ Brooklyn New York

09/29/2019

Y’all! I am nutballs bonkers excited to join the amazing humans of next March! I’m packing my long underwear as we speak and counting down the days!! ❄️❄️❄️

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It is our exquisite pleasure to announce this Headliner. Lola says she’s loved and admired this genius since 2008, and she is beside herself that we are finally able to bring her to Alaska for YOU! Boos and Baes, you’re going to love the girl with the 44DD brain! She’s ruined burlesque! It’s none other than Nasty Canasta! ❄️🌟🔥 PC: Bettina May.

09/23/2019

What will the future hold for your ni***es, bu******ks or other Protruding Parts? 🎲 Put those parts in the hands of Fate and find out with the Mystery Box Of Pasties: handmade and delivered right to your door! Choose round or heart-shaped and leave the rest to the whims of Chance! 🎱 The moving sale is on now: 💲15 a pair or 3 for 💲35 - get ‘em while they’re hot!* ♠️ Go to NastyCanasta • c0m / store or find the link in highlights! ♦️ *Pasties are not actually hot. ♥️

07/18/2019

This is it. It’s the last one. There ain’t no more.
I’m hanging up my producing thong* and letting somebody else worry about the paperwork from now on. Join me for the *final* at The Loft at - this Saturday 7/20 at 10:30pm! 🍷 (The venue is getting ready to move to a new location - what are we gonna do, make them pack all that wine? I think not. Let’s help them out by clearing out the storeroom - after 10 years together, it’s the least we can do.)🍷 VIP seats are already sold out - hit the link in the bio and GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
*Let’s be honest, I was almost never wearing underwear of any sort at all.