The Tool Shed (Also known as The Stockyard but only by the Tools that live there) is a great place to party or chill out and have a few drinks. The 2 beer pong tables are pretty sturdy and if you want to make a name for yourself then find a partner and step up to the plate. House rules apply but trash talking is permitted only on the tables. Don't talk smack to the people that live there because y
ou may hurt their feelings. It only takes 5 beers for these guys to get trashed and don't let the empty liquor bottles fool you. These lights weights took them out of the recycling bins for decoration. Now if any of these little guys try to puff out their chest and kick you out then just go with the flow because a couple more beers and they won't even remember you when you try to walk back in. A good rule of thumb, Try and get to know someone that lives there in case they try to kick you out, then you can say you know someone and possibly get to stay and extra hour or two. Closing time is usually around 2...these guys have bedtimes
Some of the Rules:
1. DO NOT CALL THIS PLACE THE STOCK YARD. Tell any pizza boy to deliver to the Tool Shed and he'll know the address without you giving it to him.
2. You spill any alcoholic beverage and get caught then prepare for a phone book to the face.
3. Avoid drinking Keystone or else they will accuse you of stealing beer.
4. If ur not 21....then who cares.
5. Fat Girls always welcomed.
6. No Smoking inside (or don't get caught).
