04/27/2026
Behold, the Not As Fun (but super necessary) parts of owning an .
Photo #1: This is me, tired, getting ready to repaint the door in . Because of an interesting game mechanic, you all lovely players slam the **** out of the door, necessitating constant upkeep. Love you!
Photo #2: Searching for dust bunnies. Escape rooms get gross, so we must clean.
Photo #3: Laundry. So you aren’t touching nasty clothes. Our rooms are clean!
Photo #4: Hate this thing. It’s a battery recharger. All we do is recharge batteries. ? will not have flashlights. Because charging batteries sucks.
Photo #5: One of the enigmatic lightning bolt stickers. These stickers often denote plugs for our V2 boards, which control the games and must be reset frequently. Don’t mess with lightning bolts!
Photo #6: All I do is vacuum.
Want to own an escape room? It’s fun! Build games! Watch people experience joy!!! But also prepare to work 117 hours per week and also be like yo sometimes I have money but sometimes how am I going to afford Donut Inn (love that place) coffee?
We’ve been quiet because dope stuff is coming. We’re going to underpromise and over deliver. Agents of the Void drops this summer. The Dollhouse? drops immediately after.
Sit tight. We’re making awesome stuff for you.
