Comedian Michael Hayne

Comedian Michael Hayne Michael Hayne is a New Jersey based progressive comedian, writer, voice artist and impressionist. He also runs the Beer Party page w 368k followers.

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Damn, our military apparently is eating so good that they grew another fu***ng finger 🤡🤡
09/01/2026

Damn, our military apparently is eating so good that they grew another fu***ng finger 🤡🤡

08/31/2026

loser morons are so dumb they don't understand change of Mount McKinley to Mount Denali.

Never thought I would be rage reviewing a great lake, but here we are. I welcome you all to do the same
08/31/2026

Never thought I would be rage reviewing a great lake, but here we are. I welcome you all to do the same

Plus, I hear all the groceries are contaminated in the Lake of America anyway
08/31/2026

Plus, I hear all the groceries are contaminated in the Lake of America anyway

08/31/2026

If someone says "Lake America" tell them you don't speak braindead pe*****le

08/30/2026

Time for a rebrand! If could rename the United States? DROP ur own in comments

Lake America is ur drunken yt trash Aunt who steals catalytic converters, but Lake Ontario is the educated hawt baddie w...
08/30/2026

Lake America is ur drunken yt trash Aunt who steals catalytic converters, but Lake Ontario is the educated hawt baddie who volunteers at the animal rescue

And u thought Melania bombed
08/30/2026

And u thought Melania bombed

08/30/2026

Imagine having executive power and using it to win an argument with a body of water.

Except there would be no woman on a bed 🤣 They're such sad, insecure and pathetic ch**es
08/29/2026

Except there would be no woman on a bed 🤣 They're such sad, insecure and pathetic ch**es

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