07/04/2026
πΊπΈπ Happy 4th of July from Slaughter's Realm! ππΊπΈ
Have an extra burger. Eat too much potato salad. Blow stuff up (responsibly). Wave your flags.. Just remember, the goal is to go into July 5th with as many fingers as you had July 3rd πΊπΈπππ
..but don't get too comfortable. π
Halloween is getting closer every day, and we're busy dreaming up new ways to make you question every life choice that led you through our front doors.
Have a safe and unforgettable 4th of July!
We'll see you soon... ππ