Twinadime

Twinadime The Official Twinadime page
A multitalented Entertainer
Author, Artist, Chef, Comedian, Skit Writer

06/06/2026

Homemade cool whip

06/06/2026

So I’m sitting in Mama’s room, and she keep hittin’ that call light every 30 seconds.

I said, “Mama, why you keep ringin’ that bell?”

She said, “Cause I need him to come in here and listen to me.”

I said, “Listen to what?”

She said, “Shhh… just sit back and watch.”

Now I’m confused, but okay.

The nurse come in… tall, dark-skinned, muscles all over the place. Looked like he bench-press wheelchairs for fun.

Mama ain’t say ONE word.

She just kept pointin’ at her chest.

That man leaned all the way over trying to hear her.

“Ma’am, what is it?”

Mama whispered so low only dogs could hear it.

Then soon as he walked out…

DING! Call light again.

He come back.

Mama said, “Can you turn me over?”

I said, “Mama! You can roll yourself over!”

She looked dead at me and said,

“Girl, shut your face and shut your mouth. Don’t come in here messin’ up what I got goin’ on.”

Y’all… I realized right then Mama wasn’t callin’ for medical assistance…

She was callin’ for eye candy with benefits!

That woman hit that call light so much, the nurses probably thought she was coding

06/06/2026

Pepper steak over rice

06/06/2026

So yall how do these look on me

06/06/2026

Ravioli casserole

06/06/2026

Marble cake

06/06/2026

Garlic steak over potatoes

06/06/2026

Chicken wing soup

06/06/2026

Tater tot casserole

06/06/2026

Which dress do yall like the most on me

Address

Monroe Avenue
Birmingham, AL
35064

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Twinadime posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

Share