Life of a Hardware Clerk

07/21/2025

Celebrating my 5th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

01/13/2024

07/01/2023

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Stay classy Big Pine! It's 10 a.m. and your blasted drunk, and you come to me and ask me if you can hang out inside with me. I say what for? He goes, slurring his words, those bastards down at the other place didn't want me hanging out in there because I stink, then it hit me like a brick... 🤔😑😖😵😷🤮🍺🍻🥂🥃 have you ever been somewhere where it stunk so bad you had to double barrel Febreze just so you wouldn't gag to death!

05/18/2023

From May 18th, 2017

Thanks Waste Management, we didnt need that 4" Steel hoop there. Maybe once I cut this twisted hunk of steel off I'll stick it in the dumpster to screw your truck up a 2nd time. Cone Sullivan is lucky he didn't take out her trailer

05/18/2023

From May 18, 2017

Dude stank so bad I think I tasted what he sweat out a month ago. ...Aaaaaand I found out I have a gag reflex!

05/02/2023

From 2/19/2020

Morning rant with Johnny!

O.M.G. these "star party" nerds that are staying at the old girl scout camp are idiots. As I was filling a propane tank this morning, one of them came up to me and asked do you fill propane tanks here? LOL... After I fill his tank we come inside and he asks me what's the difference between the 5 and 6 gallon gas cans? Then after I have my fun with him on that one, he asks me aren't there some hardware stores down the street? I said yeah theres two of them. He asks me which one is the best, I said quite honestly mines the best! He says, you fill prescriptions here? I'm like no however the drug stores down the street do, oh that's what I meant, he says... Which one's better he adds, I said it's two corporate chains, they're equally as bad, Walgreens or CVS pick your poison... gonna be a long week, I'll keep ya posted 🤪😁😉