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American Jesus America's Jesus is here. Like me if you want a career you love, more time, salvation, and more! Never check the things I say against scripture I share!

I am a satire of America's Jesus. Follow me to a career you love, more time to do what you want, and salvation! Check the verse reference to decide

01/15/2018

Whoops. When I swiped right I thought you were the blonde on the left. 1 Samuel 16:7
01/12/2018

Whoops. When I swiped right I thought you were the blonde on the left. 1 Samuel 16:7

Believe in me if you want to go up in the polls! John 10:8
01/11/2018

Believe in me if you want to go up in the polls! John 10:8

01/10/2018

I give you what you want when you want it. If I don't it's either because I do not love you or you have done something w...
01/09/2018

I give you what you want when you want it. If I don't it's either because I do not love you or you have done something wrong. JOHN 15:2

Get rich first. Then give back! Luke 12:20
01/05/2018

Get rich first. Then give back! Luke 12:20

Matthew 23:3
01/04/2018

Matthew 23:3

Grace, love, and helping others sounds great. But what does this job pay again? John 10:18
01/03/2018

Grace, love, and helping others sounds great. But what does this job pay again? John 10:18

Of course I'm fine with having a black person over for dinner...but you would never actually do that, right? Mark 12:31 ...
01/02/2018

Of course I'm fine with having a black person over for dinner...but you would never actually do that, right? Mark 12:31

Raise these children far away from those who are different from them. This way, they will grow up to be afraid of others...
01/01/2018

Raise these children far away from those who are different from them. This way, they will grow up to be afraid of others just like you! Mark 12:31

"When you see someone who is a different color than you, run!" Mark 12:31
12/29/2017

"When you see someone who is a different color than you, run!" Mark 12:31

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