PatJack The Jacket

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I'm PatJack. The Jacket. Long story short, I'm a jacket that came to life while I was owned by old d

12/31/2025

Happy New Year to all my friends! Celebrating the night away like a young jacket 20 years ago!

12/18/2025

Look who’s back in time for the holiday!!!! Christmas wishlist incoming!!!!

04/18/2024

Lying on a closet floor in a ball, mixed with three week old dirty laundry. I guess this is my new normal ever since my owner got himself a new jacket. He said he wanted to express himself more. I guess buying a new white jacket covered in dicks, and yeah, those aren’t hot dogs. They’re clearly dicks disguised as hot dogs. But I guess the dick covered jacket is how he is expressing himself these days. I mean how many dicks does a guy need on his body? According to my owner, there is never enough.

11/30/2023

It’s time for my annual holiday wish list! However, instead of being selfish and only thinking about myself, I’ve decided I need to spend my time thinking about those that are less fortunate. Like my owner.

I’ve heard my owner say for years now when he’s home alone how much he’s wanted some BBC. When he puts his phone in my pocket, I read his internet search history. Of course, it’s full of pictures of BBC.

Well, it’s time he gets what he wants. And if he can’t get the real thing, the least I can do is get him the next best thing. So here ya go buddy. Merry Christmas. Or I guess I should say, Happy Kwanzaa.

09/23/2023

Had a costume party to go to tonight. Thought it might be fun to dress up like my owner’s bed sheets after he has one of his weekly “Guys Only” parties.

09/21/2023

I think I have passed the age of dressing up for Halloween. I think this year I’ll go as myself and who I truly am. Which of these should I take from my owner’s closet?

08/16/2023

You may think I’m white, but part of me identifies as black.

06/13/2023

Don’t know what else to say except I felt the need to have some p***y on me.

02/17/2023

Recently got a dye job because I had white guilt. Decided to go darker, and get some stitching on my back in support of my owner, Patty.

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Bethesda, MD
20817

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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4921130/?ref_=m_nv_sr_1

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