08/30/2026
So, Wesley and Sammy have been cutting up the big tree that wrecked our yard for 2 days now.
The tallest most dangerous parts are still left.
They were none too excited for the perilous elements this situation.
I said, "Boys. It's time to 'White Picket Fence this s**t' We got a dancehall full of country folks. Just gas up the saws and set em on a picnic table. Then look confused and look up at the tree. You'll have a group of boys fighting over saws in no time."
Well, that was an hr. ago.
I think 10 guys are out there now.
Glad they hadn't banned this book when I was a kid.
It has served me well.