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05/19/2020

did you know more than 40,000 americans a year are injured by toilets?

stay safe people

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04/30/2020

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final verdict- 4.6/5

overall this bathroom was a pleasure to review. as soon you walk in George Washington was there to greet you with a warm welcome. the blacked out bathroom and custom paper towels is a bold flex on the bathroom industry and i’m here to tell ya; Alexander Brown is a major player in the bathroom scene. when this pandemic is over you can flex on your date by taking them here for dinner. look good, feel good and eat good.

*i have to address that you might need google maps to find the bathroom. i found myself lost in this establishment wandering around, looking at art work, weaving in and out of tables and working my way into the basement where this bathroom is located. once you find it though, it’s a real treat.

•atmosphere- 🚽🚽🚽•cleanliness-🚽🚽🚽•space-🚽🚽🚽•accessibility-🚽🚽final verdict- 3.1/5 overall it’s an alright bathroom, the co...
04/26/2020

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final verdict- 3.1/5

overall it’s an alright bathroom, the colors pop and they remind you you’re in their establishment with having 100 news clippings from 2002 on the walls. i will add it’s gonna take 5 guys to clean that damn mirror. other than that it’s a solid bathroom for being a burger joint.

*i’m not sure if 5 guys really wants to give you an option when using that bathroom or if they want 2 customers in their at the same time by having a urinal and a toilet. if anyone who works at 5 guys and can answer this please comment below

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04/15/2020

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final verdict- 3.4

overall target runs an above average retail store bathroom. sadly i think it could have been higher though. a little music would put people at ease. instead you’re doing your business in silence so every customer can hear you. someone can’t be happy when they have to sit on a public toilet seat staring off into these cool colors in a poorly ventilated bathroom. at least meet the valued customer (who probably shouldn’t even be out) in the middle and give the bathroom some warm rich colors that represent target.

*target now has stickers on the mirrors to remind you that you should wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. the target way, the only way!!

•atmosphere-🚽•cleanliness- 🚽🚽•space-🚽•accessibility- n/a final verdict 1.5/5 this review today is for the working man, t...
03/26/2020

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final verdict 1.5/5

this review today is for the working man, the common man, a real man. one great thing about spot a pots is you can smoke in them. however i would highly advise not sitting inside one of these due to the risk of getting splashed. these bad boys come fully equipped with 1 ply toilet paper and hand sanitizer. overall not the worst place to take care of business but there’s certainly better options out there.

tips for festival goers:

tip 1: wet toilet paper with the hand sanitizer to wipe the seat down if you find yourself in a situation where you have to sit.

tip 2: avoid using one of these on a hot summer day between the hours of 1pm-4:30pm. you’ll probably have a small heat stroke

tip 3: just unwind the entire roll of toilet paper and throw it in the tank so whatever you do softens the drop to avoid that splash

my personal bathroom (quarantine edition) unfortunately even with my credentials its hard to review public bathrooms at ...
03/26/2020

my personal bathroom (quarantine edition)

unfortunately even with my credentials its hard to review public bathrooms at this time.
but the show must go on!

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final verdict- 4.1/5

overall it’s got a very pleasant smell in here all thanks to fresh linen odor neutralizing gel. go find it at your local wal mart. even though it’s a personal bathroom. i generally keep my bathroom very clean for the guest because the bathroom experience is everything and something i do not take for granted.

i will add, modern problems require modern solutions, that’s why you see the bounce fabric softeners because i can’t find toilet paper in these dark ages.

*if it’s an emergency. forget about it. anyone who’s ever been to my house knows i have like 800000 steps*

•atmosphere-🚽•cleanliness-🚽🚽🚽•space-🚽🚽🚽•accessibility-🚽final verdict- 3.1/5 overall this bathroom was very dull. it was ...
02/16/2020

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final verdict- 3.1/5

overall this bathroom was very dull. it was cold, the colors didn’t pop. it may be clean but it’s not the experience the customer should get. all i could think about was getting in and taking care of business as fast as i could so i could get out. it’s not the bathroom you want to hangout in or spend time in. it’s the kind of bathroom you would see in a department store.

this bathroom is like the honda civics of bathrooms. yeah it’s basic, reliable, and clean but there’s no flair to it. applebee’s doesn’t want you to have fun in their bathroom.

*i needed google maps to find the damn bathroom

•atmosphere- 🚽🚽🚽•cleanliness-🚽🚽🚽•space-🚽🚽🚽•accessibility-🚽🚽final verdict 3.1/5overall this bathroom has a nice vibe too ...
02/14/2020

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final verdict 3.1/5

overall this bathroom has a nice vibe too it. gary lewis & the playboys smash hit “she’s just my style” was playing and i was at ease. this is a traditional italian pizzeria bathroom with the tile pattern and the ambiance. i was not a fan of chemicals just laying around in the stalls but other than that it was very clean and maintained.

i love the fact that they give you options to dry your hands whether you prefer paper or dryer.

the biggest complaint i have is it’s located all the way in the back of the restaurant. in an emergency situation you might not make it.

overall it’s a solid bathroom that plays hit songs and has solid hand drying choices.

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02/13/2020

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final verdict-1/5

honestly giving this place a 1/5 feels generous. but it’s the lowest score i can do. however my first impression was how bad this bathroom stunk. after walking in i almost slipped on the 1/4 inch of grease on the floor. this bathroom feels like it’s never been mopped. customers just throw trash around in there and the employees don’t care. the stalls were caked with p**s. there’s rolls of toilet paper just laying around uncovered and unprotected. honestly, if you have a choice. don’t use this restroom.

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02/11/2020

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final verdict- 2.1/5

oh man, where do i begin? my first thought walking in here was do they have ventilation in here because it was cold and it stunk. my 2nd thought was does anyone even maintain this bathroom during their shift? the floor was soaked with p**s. i’m pretty sure someone just straight up missed the toilet seat? there was holes in the drywall. good honest paying customers don’t come in here to use the bathroom. they come in here to fight.

overall it has potential but on a slower night there’s no excuse to have a bathroom look like this. a wise man once told me, “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean”. that’s not the case here.

my final thoughts: it’s not horrible but i expected better.

•atmosphere- 🚽🚽🚽•cleanliness- 🚽🚽🚽🚽•space- 🚽•accessibility- 🚽🚽final verdict- 3.1/5today i’m reviewing a pub style bathroo...
02/10/2020

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final verdict- 3.1/5

today i’m reviewing a pub style bathroom. the bathroom itself was warm and for the most part welcoming. the bathroom was very clean and had nice lighting. the urinal was a little too close to the sink for my liking. overall i would argue it’s probably the most maintained bar bathroom in bel air. the staff does a nice job at keeping it clean.

my favorite thing about this bathroom is looking at the stall art.

if you’re here on a night and happen to use this bathroom, feel pretty good about yourself and confidently use it. the staff takes pride in cleaning it and you should take pride in using it.

*someones got a message for swokey.

swokey if you see this you should probably go back and see what that person wants

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696 Bel Air Road
Bel Air, MD
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