Rat House Games

We are a team of Q***r, multi-hyphenated Artists and Game devs. We created Ranked Choice Dating, a F

12/26/2021

Looking for your next poster? Lock Screen? Desktop wallpaper? It might more smoochable than you think. We won't let you be alone when the ball drops. We’re releasing every ending photocard as a downloadable package on itch.io so you can kiss Eric Adams every time you wake up. So take lots of naps! Our package is currently on sale for 99 cents, and all proceeds go back to supporting Ranked Choice Dating’s creators.

We literally don’t know what you’ll do with these, but your guilty pleasures are safe with us. All ending cards are drawn by .c who is currently reliving nightmares of having to draw Scott Stringer in a furry suit. Please save them.

12/03/2021

The year is 2022. I just got out of the time machine I used to escape the early 2000s after getting stopped and frisked at Grand St for having a huge ass. Those were dark times, but I’m finally free. I can’t wait to meet the visionary mayor of the most progressive city in the world! Surely the war on drugs and war on crime are over now and I can just exist in peace with my dumpster truck. The mayor has scheduled a personal date with me in his apartment. I wonder what surprise he has in store for me?

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Ranked Choice Dating, our NYC Mayoral dating simulator is out now on Itch.io . Subvert Capitalism by picking up the game for FREE, or subvert it even harder by slipping us a $2.99 donation. 100% of proceeds go back to our artists who are all very based, very q***r, and very sad to be at the dinner table with our centrist dad.

12/01/2021

No Nut November just 😌ended😰, and🤠💰ERIC ADAMS🤑🤑 is ready to 🔥🍆F**K!👄🔥You 😏😏KNOW😏🙋🍆🍆 what that means... It’s time to 🐇WELCUM🐇🍑🥕our new 👑MAYOR🙏 into 🏛️town with a(🌿vegan-friendly☘️) 💥💥🍆🐓C**K! 🍆🐓🍆💦I can’t ⏳WAIT until he 🕵️💰CRIMINALIZES my 🍑🍑💨 for being🎨 POOR🎓😿! Let’s make it our New Years ✅RESOLUTION✅ to get 🛑STOP🥵✋and FRISKED🥴🥴🏳️ RIGHT↗️as the 🎊BALL😜 drops at 🌙MIDNIGHT🤫🎉. On New Years Eve, will he find your 🐕‍🦺💊DRUGS??🤢 Or will he find your 🍆🍆👅 C**K! 🔎🤪Send this to ♋6️⃣9️⃣🌇Brooklyn Borough ❄️🎄🎄ConsTITuents.🍼👨‍🌾⛄If you get 5️⃣ back, your first amendment rights are 🤐♨️⛄f**ked!💋 If you get 🔟 back, Eric will let you drug 🌬️SNIFF👃💨 him!🦨🍑 If you get 6️⃣9️⃣♋ back? 🔙You’re Eric’s new 🗑️SANITATION CUMMISSIONER!🚚🚚 Time to 💦👅CLEAN HIM UP! 🌰👅💦💝🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

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Bedford-Stuyvesant, NY
11205, 11206, 11216, 11221, 11233, 11238

Website

https://rathousegames.itch.io/ranked-choice-dating

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